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Item:  In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.

As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s  a couple for you, no?).  The question was asked thusly:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalise same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

And Miss Prejean answered He Who Doesn’t Have Much Experience With Real Women, and stated:

“Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other,” 21-year-old Prejean said.

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” she continued.

“You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offence to anybody out there.

“But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you.”

Today, limp-wristed douchebag pansy-assed faggot Perez Hilton called Carrie Prejean a “dumb bitch” for that answer, thereby demonstating that, if Prejean wanted to sue Miss USA for a biased competition, she might have a helluva case.

As for you, Peresita, listen up, pussy:  Carrie Prejean is not only more of a woman than you ever thought of being, she’s also more of a man  than you could ever hope to be.

Carrie would only need about thirty seconds, tops, to kick your ass.  And I base that on the fact that I’d only need five.

You’re nothing but a limp-wristed pantywaist, fag boy.  Crawl back under your rock before someone who didn’t like what you had to say about Carrie decides to take matters into his own hands and bury you under it.

(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle, who also  has more testosterone than Peresitita con el boyitito.)



2 Comments to “Perez Hilton:  Douchebag with a needle-dick”


  1. HDD — April 20, 2009 @ 8:28 pm

    I’ve heard quite a few people opine that his question wasn’t even a ‘valid’ question, since he had a personal stake in the answer. It was also a classic ‘ambush’ question, in that there was no possible way for her to answer the question properly, since she would have offended *someone* with her answer.

    Of course, since Miss USA only exists so gay men can feel okay about being attracted to females, I guess the question wasn’t *that* big of a surprise.

  2. Alan K. Henderson — April 26, 2009 @ 2:23 pm

    Sam asked a salient question in today’s “Day by Day” – “I’d like to know why a gay man is judging a women’s beauty contest.”

    Yeah, like Ingrid Newkirk of PETA judging a chili cookoff.

    I didn’t know Perez Hilton was gay. Never paid attention to him, and don’t plan on it in the future.



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