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Before jumping in to the bag of stuff that has been annoying the crap out of me, I wanted to post something a little more…shall we say…..light-hearted.

Something most of us can relate to on a day-to-day basis.

Our sanity (or lack thereof, depending on the person). With that in mind, here are 14 things you can do to prove to others that your sanity has not left you as quickly as our freedom, liberties, or hard-earned money does thanks to those “52 Percenters” who insisted on “Change”.

  1. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice!
  3. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  4. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
  5. 5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write ‘For Marijuana’.
  6. 6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
  7. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  8. 8. Specify that your drive-through order is ‘To Go’.
  9. 9. Sing along at the opera. If you’re not an opera person, go to the movies and quote the lines each character says as they are saying it.
  10. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.
  11. 11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
  12. 12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
  13. 13. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
  14. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity;


Try not to laugh too hard….


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3 responses to “And now for something completely different”

  1. I’ve created a monster…

  2. HDD says:

    About 1 in 4 people do #8, and I’ve done #11. Multiple times.

    No matter how insane or crazy something sounds, *someone* has probably done it. Or is doing it right now.

  3. Is it time to start playing reruns of “It’s a Mad, Mad World”???

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