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Denizens – you’re aware, no doubt, of the tendency of liberal shitheads to live in the past.&#160 “Ooooh, kumbaya, remember the Clinton Administration, when we balanced the budget, hm?”&#160 (Never mind that it was the Republican-led&#160 Congress which balanced that budget, but that’s another subject for another post.)

By chance, guys, do any of you remember when I pontificated at length about the cheap-assed tabloid tv show “Cheaters”?

(Yes, I realize – that was back in May, and you’ve slept since then.)

Well, there appear to be some&#160 fuckwitted shitheads who apparantly want to suck the dick of executive producer Bobby Goldfart Goldstein and his merry little band of harassers, and don’t like what I had to say about Bobby’s motley little crew.

This is about as stupid as you are. The pig deserves to be busted.. He lost his rank because of this and he should have lost his job. Your fat ass sits on the couch and you dont do any research into the matter. Dont you know that pig has a history of this kind of shit?

Well, I put that little fucker in his place; you can go read about it if you’re that bored.

But soon as I asked for the link, here came his fellow riders of the Short Bus, rising to defend the honor of their honeyboy Bobby.

We’ll start with a limp-wrist calling himself “Slayer of Kings” (oh, wow, like this King & Tyrant&#153 is really shaking in his steel-toed boots), who writes:

Cops pretend to be better then everyone else

Well, you get no argument there, given the plethora of “COPS” and “World’s Wildest Police Videos” episodes that are all over the airwaves.&#160 I’m not crazy about the police-types that are that eager for the camera time, but the fact is that they’re a minority.&#160 The majority of cops would just as soon do their job without a whole lot of fanfare.

they expect us to respect them, but how can we respect them when they are no better then a cheat and a liar.

Oh, I dunno.&#160 Same way you apparantly insist that I respect you when you’re nothing but a Howard Dean pissweasel wannabe?

This is just another case where a cop showed us his true colors.

And yours is yet another comment where a cop-hating dickhead shows us his.

He has no morals, having sex with a married woman is immoral

I won’t argue with that.&#160 But you seem to have no problem with Bobby Goldfart sticking his nose where it clearly doesn’t belong.&#160 What’s that say about your&#160 morals?&#160 Hmmmmmmm?

and a disgrace to the uniform

What, because you&#160 say so?&#160 Who are you again that we should put you in authority over us?

He should be fired

Based on what, dumbass?&#160 Unless the contract that he signed with the city of Fort Worth clearly contains a morals clause, I would think that it’s none of the city’s business.&#160 And frankly, it sure as Hell&#153 isn’t yours.

and the woman that was cheating on her husband should lose her children and be ordered to pay spousal support.

Given that you’re posting in California, it’s a safe bet that you don’t know shit about Texas family law.&#160 You pretty much have to be an accused felon for that to happen around here.

Speaking of which, I find it interesting that you’d favor handing over the woman’s kids to someone who faced a felony charge of assault against said woman.&#160 Or did you not read the original story?

It is my personal opinion that Infidelity should still be a crime punishable by prison time.

Well, thank Cthulu that our criminal justice system isn’t headed by the likes of you.

Marriage is not something to take lightly if you cant keep your word then don’t make the promise. Once you take a vow the only way out is a divorce

Again, I won’t argue with this.&#160 But that’s a matter between a husband and wife – not some nosy little busybody prick with a minicam.

But in this day and age where very few people know what honor and integrity is its no wonder that people like you think its funny when someone breaks there word

Uh, ‘scuse me, but I don’t remember saying anything about any potential humor contained therein.&#160 So in addition to wanting to stick your nose in everybody’s business, you want to put words in their mouths, too?&#160 Do you realize what an ass you’re making of yourself here?

(‘Course, that’s why I’m giving your comments front-page time, but still…)

I guess you have showed the whole world your true colors as it seems you also lack honor and integrity.

Wow, someone who hides behind a keyboard in Kalifornication wants to accuse me of lacking “honor and integrity”.&#160 PotKettleBlack&#153 much, chumpzilla?

You’re more than welcome to come on down here to Texas and say that to my face, chickenshit. Soon as you grow a pair, son.

Next, we have someone…oh, excuse me – “Someone Else” – who claims that Captain Paul of the FWPD has a history of stuff like this.

Before anyone gets their shorts in a wad, I should advise you that FW Weekly&#160 is essentially the Fort Worth Startlegram’s&#160 answer to the Dallas Observer.

I should also mention that the quotes that FW Weekly&#160 obtained for it’s slander piece were obtained “off the record” – meaning that the bozos giving said information are scared shitless that they’d rightly have their asses sued off for slander by Captain Paul.

But don’t take my word for it – let me quote you the piece in this particular article:

Several police officers spoke off the record about other incidents, involving work-hour trysts, women who complained that Paul was harassing them, and a girlfriend who stormed into a police station and accused him of trying to seduce her daughter. The officers spoke sarcastically about Paul’s custom of speaking to new police academy recruits about ethics — including one such speech given just a few days prior to his being caught on tape by Cheaters.

The only result thus far of Paul’s actions, the officers complain, is that he has been transferred to a different unit or promoted. Some say Paul’s close relationships with former Police Chief Thomas Windham and current Chief Ralph Mendoza have meant that his transgressions have gone away quietly and his penalties have been minimal. Others say his indiscretions have hurt him and that he might have been a deputy chief by now.

So basically, an alternative rag is getting off-the-record quotes in order to slander a captain in the Fort Worth Police Department.

I’m so&#160 impressed.&#160 C’mere and pull the other one.

Now boys – and by “boys”, I’m referring to the three turds who felt compelled to COMMENT ON A SIX-MONTH-OLD POST!!!! – let this be a lesson to you:&#160 Don’t fuck with someone who plays the game a little better than you do – and try to stay a little more current on what I’m talking about, mmmmkay?

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One response to ““Instant Karma&#153’s gonna get these guys”, part deux”

1. Elephant Man says:

   November 8, 2005 at 12:31 am

   Probably some of Mykki’s assmonkeys trying to crap on the carpet “under the radar”.

   If not that, it’s some “future actors” in Los Angeles taking a timeout from their usual job as (insert minimum wage job here) to do some cyber fellatio to get brownie points towards their “Big Break”.

   I can just see those losers printing out their “comments” and adding it to their “acting portfolio”..

   *guffaw*