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Never mind that 75% of the people of the state of Texas clearly stated they wanted nothing to do with heterophobic marriage.

Never mind the United States Constitution says not one fucking thing  about heterophobic marriage.

Never mind that no less a man than the Attorney General of Texas himself said Texas wanted nothing to do with faggots pissing on our institution and pretending to be married.

Nosirreebob™, we’ve gotta have a Stupid Cunt™ of a tin-horned, tyrannical bench jockey bitch  gonna force it on us, anyway.

In a first for Texas and a sweeping rejection of the state’s ban on gay marriage, a judge has cleared the way for two gay Dallas men to divorce.

A voter-approved state constitutional amendment and the Texas Family Code prohibit same-sex marriages or civil unions. And the Texas attorney general had intervened in the two men’s divorce case, arguing that since a gay marriage isn’t recognized in Texas, a Texas court can’t dissolve one through divorce.

And you would think that’d be the end of it.  But here comes a stupid bitch who can’t even spell her own fucking name right – and yes, I’d be honored if you’d quote me – who thinks she knows better than 3/4 of the entire Godforsaken state.

But Dallas state District Judge Tena Callahan ruled Thursday that the state’s bans on same-sex marriage violates the constitutional guarantee to equal protection under the law.

She denied the attorney general’s intervention and said her court “has jurisdiction to hear a suit for divorce filed by persons legally married in another jurisdiction.”

Bullshit.  Teeny-Weeny, honey, if you’re so hot to see multiple dicks, there’s an adult theatre just off Northwest Highway in Dallas.  You might as well go – it’s probably more than you’re getting, anyway

Oops.  Looks like I’m right about that.  This bimbo’s ugly as sin:

This case probably gave her a fucking hot flash.

“This is huge news. We’re ecstatic,” said Dallas attorney Peter Schulte, who represents the man who filed the divorce. The man, identified in court documents as J.B., asked that he and his former partner not be identified.

Schulte said the ruling was a surprise and that he hoped to have a divorce order for the judge to sign in the “next few weeks.”

With any luck, we’ll all have trees with all your fucking heterophobic names on them RealSoonNow™.

Tall, sturdy ones.  With lots & lots of rope for decoration.

Some assembly required, of course.

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