Had to dig for this nugget as we start this week’s Perfect Football Weekend™, but I’d heard that Chad Johnson (no, I’m not  going to call him “Chad Ochocinco”, now or ever) was going to apologize for something, and while looking for a link, I found this:
Bengal Chad Ocho Cinco loves to dance in the endzone but could you see him dancing in the ballroom?
On Wednesday Hollywood director and former Bengal Matthew “Mac” Cherry sent a message to Ocho Cino’s twitter account. Cherry said he was at “Dancing with the Stars” talking to producers when they told him they want Ocho Cinco on the show next season.
Can you just see him doing his little mambo thingie on the show? 
On to the PFW.  I mentioned the concept of “Guaranteed Win Night” on Monday.  That would be tonight, as Steve Hale takes my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets up against the North Side Steers.  North Side generally wins one game every three years, and this one ain’t it.  Heights in a major squash.
Also tonight, Cable Nation gets to see a game they’d almost always see on Saturday, as Bo Pelini’s 21st-ranked Nebraska Cornhuskers travel to Columbia, MO to take on Missouri’s 18th-ranked Tigers in a game on ESPN.  The Tigers no longer have either Chase Daniel or Jeremy Maclin, but they’re still dangerous, and  they’re at home.  Yet, Vegas has the Huskers as a four-point favorite, which is curious.  If I were putting real money on this game, I’d take Mizzou straight-up.
Another interesting thing about this game is the rankings of each team.  AP has Nebraska rated over Mizzou (21-24), yet USA Today has it in reverse (18-22).  We’ll see who’s right, I guess.
Turner Gill’s season of misery appears to catch a break as they get the Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs at home.  (Strangely enough, Wiki lists GW as a Division I program.  Weird.)  Vegas doesn’t even have this game rated, which leads me to believe UBeefalo will get that elusive second win.
Speaking of schools that catch a break, Bob Stoops’ 19th-ranked Oklahoma Sooners get one this week, as the Baylor Bears visit Memorial Stadium.  Baylor’s lost all-world quarterback Robert Griffin for the year, and Vegas has taken note, making the Bears a 25½-point road dog.  Given that OU is still probably peeved about UMiami, this one may not even be that  close.
The “scares the crap outta me” game this week involves – guess who? – the ninth-ranked Texas Christian Horned Frogs, as they travel to Colorado Springs to take on the Air Force Academy in their first Mountain West Conference game.  TCU has the Mountain West’s top-ranked defense, but Air Force is right there at number two, and the Froggie’s offense hasn’t yet gelled, which is what scares me.  Vegas, though, has Patterson’s boys as 10-point favorites, so we’ll see.
Sunday is a “must-win” game for the Dallas Cowgirls as they travel to Kansas City to take on the 0-4 Chiefs.
The Cowgirls are an 8½-point favorite, but then they were supposed to beat Denver last week, too.  One thing’s certain – lose to the Chiefs, and DFW may not see another home game the rest of the year, as there won’t be enough people want to come see JerryMahal to lift any NFL blackouts, because the season will be over at that point.
We’re back Monday for the recap.  In the meantime, Bucky’s a 16-point road dog to Ohio State, so my question to HDD is:  Should Bucky even bother showing up?
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Should Bucky show up? You bet. The Huskies of Washington were 20 bajillion point underdogs to the Condoms of Southern Cal, I’ll remind you. And the “We’re too snooty to just say ‘Red'” Cardinal (note that it’s singular) of Stanford were 41 1/2 point ‘dogs to the Condoms last year.
Add in the fact that the Buckeyes just aren’t the Buckeyes this year. Sure, Wisconsin still has a suspect defense, and a crappy head coach, but, Ohio State has really failed to impress anyone much this year. They’re ranked as high as they are mostly on laundry (as are the Sooners). They certainly haven’t played as a top 25 team.
Speaking of the Buckeyes and their ranking, did you know this is the first time since the 50s or so that the
Chik-Fil-As<Bearcats of Cincinnati were ranked HIGHER than the Buckeyes? In My Perfect World, we’ll see theChik-Fil-AsBearcats and the Smurf Turfers in the BCS Championship game, and it’s still a very real possibility, at this point.BCS Chaos! BCS Chaos! BCS Chaos!
Oops. Um…can someone fix my broken tag in there?