If you’re a guy, go right ahead and nod yer noggin.
If yer a gal…Plbbbbbsthhhhhhh. (grin)
Slogans for Women’s T-shirts
1. So many men, so few who can afford me.>
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.>
3. If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.>
4. At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all…I just can’t remember it all.>
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.>
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.>
7. Coffee, chocolate, men…Some things are just better rich.>
8. Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.>
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.>
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.>
11. It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.>
12. I’m out of estrogen, and I have a gun.>
13. Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?>
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.>
15. I hate everybody…and you’re next.>
16. And your point is…?>
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.>
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.>
19. Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.>
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.>
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.>
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.>
23. I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.>
24. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?>
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.>
26. If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.>
27. Don’t upset me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Ayup, mheh.
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I wanna meet #26.
Unfortunately, on my shirt…it says “I’m Not Fat, I’m Fluffy!”
Seriously–I have a sleep shirt that says that. Um.
My favorite one: “I Don’t Suffer From Insanity–I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!”
–TwoDragons