If you watched the Super Bowl (congratulations, Saints!  The C’boys are still  better than you), you no doubt saw (and, if you’re like me, were majorly offended by) this commercial:
This moron seems to think it was a potshot at him and his ilk.
At first blush this seems like more teabagging—appealing to angry white men with the same old stereotype of environmentalists as meddling do-gooders obsessed with picayune behavioral sins.
I didn’t see it that way.  I saw it as Audi trying to shove “green-ism” down my throat & out my piehole.
And, given that we’re living in a society where the old-fashioned lightbulb has been outlawed, that’s got me seeing an RCOB™ Right About Now™.
Congratulations, Audi.  You’ve managed to guarantee that at least one person will never buy your POS excuses-for-cars.
Join Government Motors & Chrysler, right over there on the ashheap of history.  Because that’s where you’re headed.
As for you pussies in the “green police”
You may end up taking me down.  But so help me Cthulu, I’ll have a fucking honor guard.
That, you can fucking take to the bank. 
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4 responses to “Audi and the “green police” can kiss my ass.”
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Congratulations! You’re now one of the Easily Offended (For No Reason Division).
Don’t worry. I’ll let myself out.
Yeah, well – I tend to think I’m in good company.
I loved the ad. Whatever Audi’s intentions were, it made the Pleistocene Liberation Organization enviros look like the villains that they are.
(For those not familiar with geologic history, the Pleistocene – from the evolutionist and old-Earth-creationist perspective – was the epoch just before that when humans first appeared.)
Trivia: Audi is HQ’ed in Ingolstadt, Germany, which also happens to be the ancestral home of the Bavarian Illuminati. Feel free to invent your own conspiracy theories.