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The Department of Hypocrisy Much, Fuckhead? weighs in with this story of former&#160 – and yes, it still feels damned good to say that – former&#160 Vice-Perpetrator Algore starring in today’s episode of “Which Demoscummic Shit-For-Brains Wants To Make An Ass Of Himself Today?”

Former Vice President Al Gore asserted Monday that President Bush “repeatedly and persistently” broke the law by eavesdropping on Americans without a court warrant and called for a federal investigation of the practice.

And I guess we should…well, we should trust&#160 the loser of the 2000 Presidential election,&#160 shouldn’t we?&#160 After all, who would know more about administrations breaking the law than he who served as the number-two man in the absolute most corrupt, half-assed excuse-for-an-administration in the history of the United States,&#160 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???

Speaking on Martin Luther King Jr.’s national holiday, the man who lost the 2000 presidential election

Oh, and thanks for pointing that out again, Asphyxiated Piss.&#160 I for one am pleased you finally got that through your thick-assed heads.

to Bush only after a ruling by the Supreme Court on a recount in Florida

…where Bush still&#160 has never trailed…

called Bush’s warrantless surveillance program “a threat to the very structure of our government.” Gore charged that the program has ignored the checks and balances of the courts and Congress.

Gore said that Bush’s actions – which the president has defended as indispensable in the war against terrorism – represented a “direct assault” on the special federal court that considers, and decides whether to authorize, administration requests to eavesdrop on Americans.

Now mind you, Denizens – this is the guy who hired Craig Livingstone.&#160 As in, Craig “900 FBI Files On Political Opponents And Many Others In My Possession” Livingstone.&#160 As in, Craig “900 Counts Of Illegally Possessing FBI Files Which Were Never Prosecuted” Livingstone.

Care to speculate on what that&#160 might represent, Mr. “No Controlling Legal Authority”?

Gore said the concerns are especially important on King’s birthday because the slain civil rights leader was among thousands of Americans whose private communications were intercepted by the U.S. government.

Probably with the whole-hearted and full-throated agreement of your father, Junior.&#160 You remember your father, don’t you?&#160 Al “Low Negro Tolerance” Gore, Sr?&#160 The one who voted against&#160 the Civil Rights Act of 1965?&#160 The one who forced your family’s black maid to sit in the car while your folks went shopping?

Gore said that there is still much to learn about the National Security Agency’s domestic surveillance program: “What we do know about this pervasive wiretapping virtually compels the conclusion that the president of the United States has been breaking the law repeatedly and persistently,” he maintained.

What we do&#160 know is that your&#160 regime illegally held over 900 FBI files containing information about your political opposition; that your regime was very likely responsible for the deaths of Vince Foster and Ron Brown; that your half-assed, bent-dicked excuse-for-a-boss was a serial sexual harasser and that he lied under oath to a federal grand jury – and you&#160 defended that son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch, you motherfucking asswipe.

And now you have the gall&#160 to preach about the President of the United States?&#160 The one who did what your regime never will be able to claim to have done – win with a clear majority?&#160 The one who has spent his entire Administration cleaning up your&#160 fucking foreign-policy mess?&#160 A mess which included not taking Osama bin Laden into our custody when your skirt-chasing, blow-jobbing fucknozzle of a boss had the chance, ultimately costing 3000 or our fellow citizens, our friends and neighbors their very lives?????

You goat-fellating, hamster-humping, shitheaded bastard.

Gore was repeatedly interrupted by applause Monday as he spoke to the American Constitution Society for Law and Policy and the Liberty Coalition, two organizations that expressed concern with the legality of the surveillance program.

And two organizations that’ll get their clocks royally cleaned when we tip over the watering can over by the Tree of Liberty, y’know?

Gore, also a former member of the Senate from Tennessee, proposed that a special counsel be appointed by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to investigate whether there have been violations of the law.

Oh, but didn’t you already say that Bush had “repeatedly and persistently” broken the law, Al, you sniveling dickweed?&#160 How about you make up your mind, asshelmet?

Oops.&#160 Sorry.&#160 Almost forgot – you don’t have&#160 a mind…

Referring to reports that private telecommunications companies have provided the Bush administration with access to private information on Americans, Gore said any company that did so should immediately end its complicity in the program.

“Yay-us, fr-ay-unds, we should step bay-uck and lay-ut those niiiiiice Muslims tawwwlk about what-evuhhhh thay-uh hearts de-siiii-uh, without Bushitler lissss’nin in, heee-ahhhhh????&#160 Puh-raaaaaaaise Allah!!!!!”

Preach&#160 it, assclown.

Fuck you, Algore.&#160 Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and the stablehand cousin of yours that banged it.

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5 responses to “Algore:&#160 Squarely on the side of the terrorists”

1. mxdg says:

   January 16, 2006 at 10:37 pm

   Hey Spats, ya kinda shredded the target here!
   An old joke comes to mind and I’ll borrow from it.
   Al Gore is a life support system for an asshole!

2. Um Yeah says:

   January 17, 2006 at 1:48 pm

   you meen PRESIDENT Al Gore!

3. Blackiswhite says:

   January 17, 2006 at 2:58 pm

   “If a member of Al Quidia is talking to you, we’d like to know why.”
   Smartest F’ing thing W ever said.

4. mxdg says:

   January 18, 2006 at 6:57 am

   I see “numb yeah” crawled out from under his/her’s/it’s rock long enough to cough up a hairball. Isn’t that special?

5. Elephant Man says:

   January 19, 2006 at 9:38 am

   you meen PRESIDENT Al Gore!

   So says Dum Yeah from Nagin and Hillary’s mystical chocolate plantation where in honor of MLK day, he’s living out his fantasy by starring in “Blacks on Pickle Boys” interracial gay porn films….