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As y’all are probably aware, tonight at 2030 hours (a little military/police/fire lingo, there) we’re all supposed to turn all our lights off for one hour.  Several cities (one of which will, in all probability, be Dallas), are planning to participate.

But not this King & Tyrant™.

MERLIN:  You’re not a king & tyrant anymore.

KORRIOTH:  You’re not even a King & Tyrant™, either.

MERLIN:  That’s what I said!

OZY MCCOOL:  No, you said “king & tyrant”

K’HADIBAK’H:  As in, just an ordinary king and an ordinary tyrant.


T-BONE MCMANX:  And as we all know, His Snarkiness is neither an ordinary king, nor an ordinary tyrant.


SUPREME GENERAL RAYEGUN:  He may be a particularly piss-poor king and a tyrant with pathetic delusions of godhood…

KORRIOTH:  …but he’s no ordinary king & tyrant.



VENOMOUS:  I haven’t written the script to the next installment of “One Of Our Klingons Is Missing” yet.  Heads could  roll, y’know.

ALL:  Eeeeeeeep!

See what I gotta put up with around here?

Anyway, where were we?  Ah, yes…

At 2030 hours tonight, every light in My Humble Abode™, every computer, every monitor, every kitchen appliance, every fan, the central heater (it is  going to get down in the 30s 40s here tonight), every gadget I currently have plugged in – if it pulls wattage in my house, it’s on and running tonight at that time.

Y’see, I haven’t forgotten my life’s work – pissing off the Left as much as I possibly can.  And if I can tell the Greentards, symbolically or otherwise, to take Mommy Gaia and go shove her up all their swishy asses, I’m absolutely going to take the opportunity to do so.

And I hope to Cthulu some fucking tree-hugging faggot just tries  to get in my face about it tonight.

Please, chickenshit Greenies.  I fucking dare  you.

4 Comments to “Another Earth Hour, another egregious overdisplay of electricity by yours truly”

  1. David Hartung — March 27, 2010 @ 2:34 pm

    Thanks for the heads up. I will be certain to pull wattage. Is the proper time 2030 lima, or 2030 zulu? :)

    It seems that even though we are in Mississippi, Starkville is still a college town, and will be participating in Earth Hour.

  2. Alan K. Henderson — March 27, 2010 @ 4:20 pm

    Conserving energy isn’t a bad thing – unless it’s for a bad reason. Let the tungsten burn brightly!

  3. Darth Venomous — March 27, 2010 @ 8:28 pm

    David, I think it’s 20:30 local.

    But feel free to run everything for as long as you want.  After all…it’s 20:30 somewhere

  4. Alan K. Henderson — March 27, 2010 @ 11:29 pm

    Long live National Tungsten Day!

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