Guys, I just can’t live this lie anymore.  It’s just too much to deal with.
I’se a lib, Denny-zens.  Born & bred leftist socialist.  I just can’t stand the stench of the fookin’ neocons like Booooooooooosh ‘n Darth Halliburton (that’s Chay-neeeee for all you knuckle-draggers out there) ‘n Sara-Lee “I can see Russia fwom my bedroom whenz I’se banging Levi!” Pay-lynn, you know?
You neo-fascists are so  irrrela…irrrli…irilava…well, you Reich-wingers just don’t matter anymore, dig?  You’re such wing-nutz.
Obama Rules!!!!!!!!!!111!!111ONESES!111!!!~ Soshuleyezed Medisine Foreverz1!!!ONE!!!!ELEVENTY!!!
Plus cap’ntrade and amessteed are comin and dere aint nuttin you can do bout it, neether!  Neener Neener!!!!! 
So suck it, raysistz!!!!!
…uh, that wasn’t too  over-the-top, was it? 
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You are too well know, you simply can’t pull something like this off. 🙂
Either that, or I’m just not that convincing when it’s not from the heart, hm? 🙂
A vaguely similar prank:
http://www.transterrestrial.com/?p=25742