Couldn’t someone just once  have knocked the shit out of Jordan Shitty Shipley?  Especially during that punt return?
Dallas 16, Cincinnati 7
It was the expected yawnfest.  Both Tony Romo & Carson Palmer played very little, and it was basically a game of who had the better scrubs.  Those of the C’boys outlasted those of the B’gals – and I say “outlasted” because who knows what would have happened had the game gone an extra five minutes.
The red-zone offense still needs mondo work.  And Jason Garrett needs to remember how the old C’boys did things once they got inside the five.  IOW, you don’t pass three straight times, if at all.  This is supposed to be a better line than last year’s edition, and one of the best Dallas lines all-time – shove it up the defense’s ass.  C’mon, Jason, use that Princeton-educated brain of yours and get a clue.
Defensively, the secondary is still a work in progress, and had Cincy’s first unit gotten to stay in there a little longer…well…
David Buehler is not the answer at kicker.  I’m gonna go out on a limb and state that right now.  He hit three – from in close – and missed one.  But the one wasn’t anywhere within the same zip code of the goalposts.
I’d be more comfortable with TCU’s Ross Evans out there – and y’all kinda know my opinion on that.
A pick-six by a linebacker who might be a candidate for the taxi squad practice squad accounted for the rest of Dallas’ points. And the aforementioned T-sip pansy-ass, Shipley (the third-year man now with his second pro team, IMO), took a punt at the end of the game and ran it back to the 2, setting up Cincy’s only TD.  I can’t wait ’til the first time Troy Polamalu draws a bead.  So help me Cthulu, I’m gonna post the video on that.
First-round All-Diva team candidate Dez Bryant has a bum ankle and won’t play this preseason, so it’ll be tough to coronate him as The Answer To Everything™ until at least the NY Football Douchebags game.  Defensive end Marcus Spears is also out with a bad wheel at the moment.
Third tight end John Phillips tweaked his knee suffered a likely torn ACL and could miss the year.  That would hurt – he’s been tons more reliable than Martellus Bennett (who’s also injured right now).  Potential WR/KR Titus Ryan broke his thumb in the game, as well.  Other than that, the ‘Boys came out relatively healthy.
They’ll need to be, because the next game is here Thursday against “Da Raaaaaiduhhhhhhs” of Oakland.  Which is when the PFW will return.
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Ironically. it looks as if I will have the opportunity to get into some Mississippi State home games, for free. I am in the process of joining the local Civitan club, and one of our projects is to man the information booth for home games.
And to think that I really do not care for college football. 🙂