You heard it here first.  The C’girls are going nowhere  this year.
Dallas 7, at P-U-Stun 16, Fucking Needle-dicked Officiating 7
Sorry, didn’t see enough of any other game this weekend to give much of a recap.
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The shitty officiating gets 7 because they took away a turnover from Dallas on a Demarcus Ware sack/fumble when the fucking zebra called defensive holding (it wasn’t – not even close).  The Tex-annes scored on the next fucking play.
Not that it mattered.  The offense was a no-show, as usual, but the defense simply allowed Matilda Schaub – who, it must be noted, would still be Michael Vick’s backup  in another reality – to play pitch-and-catch with Andrea Johnson, Mykki Walter and Jackoff Jones.  The fucking secondary offered only the barest hint  of resistance, allowing all three douchebags to run free all night.  The run defense, long considered a strength of this team, allowed a no-name back named Ariana Foster to gash them for 110 yards.
When Romo wasn’t running for his life behind a patchwork offensive line, he was pitching to Felix Jones – which might have worked, except Jonsey was expecting a handoff.  Sixty-three yards the other way later…
Coach Stay-Puf says he’s gonna work the starters some in the Miami game on Thursday, whereas he might not have otherwise.  Probably oughta work the entire fucking game, if you ask me.
So Thursday is when the PFW will return – and, as my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets and the colleges get cranked up this weekend, so will we.
They count beginning next week.  Be here.
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