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You heard it here first.&#160 The C’girls are going nowhere&#160 this year.

Dallas 7, at P-U-Stun 16, Fucking Needle-dicked Officiating 7

Sorry, didn’t see enough of any other game this weekend to give much of a recap.

The shitty officiating gets 7 because they took away a turnover from Dallas on a Demarcus Ware sack/fumble when the fucking zebra called defensive holding (it wasn’t – not even close).&#160 The Tex-annes scored on the next fucking play.

Not that it mattered.&#160 The offense was a no-show, as usual, but the defense simply allowed Matilda Schaub – who, it must be noted, would still be Michael Vick’s backup&#160 in another reality – to play pitch-and-catch with Andrea Johnson, Mykki Walter and Jackoff Jones.&#160 The fucking secondary offered only the barest hint&#160 of resistance, allowing all three douchebags to run free all night.&#160 The run defense, long considered a strength of this team, allowed a no-name back named Ariana Foster to gash them for 110 yards.

When Romo wasn’t running for his life behind a patchwork offensive line, he was pitching to Felix Jones – which might have worked, except Jonsey was expecting a handoff.&#160 Sixty-three yards the other way later…

Coach Stay-Puf says he’s gonna work the starters some in the Miami game on Thursday, whereas he might not have otherwise.&#160 Probably oughta work the entire fucking game, if you ask me.

So Thursday is when the PFW will return – and, as my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets and the colleges get cranked up this weekend, so will we.

They count beginning next week.&#160 Be here.

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