Posted by Darth Venomous @ 16:28
Item: A state marshal in Kennycut (gratuitous Family Affair reference alert!) got caught with his pants down (figuratively) the other day, having to apologize for…well…
…for paying $15 for a lap dance at a New Haven strip club when he went there to serve a city tax warrant to the owner.
The New Haven Register reports that Marshal William Nolan broke down crying and apologized while testifying Tuesday before two members of the State Marshal Commission, who will be recommending to the full board whether Nolan should be disciplined.
Commission members have found probable cause that Nolan unreasonably blurred the lines between professional and personal conduct at Stage Door Johnny’s last March.
Nolan is also accused of charging club owner Johnny Kraft 10 percent more than the $9,800 he owed the city in back taxes, which Kraft has since paid. Nolan said it was a simple mistake.
Lord Venomous’ reaction: They’re only charging $15 for lap dances in Connecticut? They’re $20 down here! I wanna move!!!
MRS. VENOMOUS (with heavy-duty cast-iron skillet): KA-BONNNNNNG!!!!1!!ONE!1!ELEVENTY!!1!!
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