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Denizens, remember the bake sales your school would have when you were growing up?  Yer mom would bake a cake, or a pie, or cupcakes, or blueberry muffins, or banana-nut cake, and take it down for you, your schoolmates and their folks to enjoy.

OZY MCCOOL:  Great.  Now I’m all hungry.

VENOMOUS:  Yeah, I know.  I’ll see if Mrs. Venomous can whip up some muffins for ye.

T-BONE MCMANX:  She’d do that for us?

VENOMOUS:  Sure.  Not like she can do it for me, what with the diabetes & the low-carb diet ‘n all.

MERLIN:  Schweet.

Anyway, it was a fun thing to do, and usually it benefitted some worthy cause or other – band, choir, a Cub Scout troop, whatever.

Naturally, the Demoscum can’t stand to see Americans enjoying themselves, so here comes the First Wookiee…


…uh, the First Klingon…

[Korrioth uses one massive hand to goozle His Rudeness by the throat.]

KORRIOTH:  Suggest you try again, m’liege.

…(ulp)…uh…the First Nossican?

KORRIOTH, K’HADIBAK’H:  Better, sir.

CHEWBACCA:  …urf, urf, urf…

Ain’t no pleasing some people.

Anyway, Her Wide-Assedness told the Imperial Socalist Congress™ to jump, they got on collective knee, kissed her fat ass and asked “How high?”, and this bullshit is the result.

A child nutrition bill on its way to President Barack Obama — and championed by the first lady — gives the government power to limit school bake sales and other fundraisers that health advocates say sometimes replace wholesome meals in the lunchroom.

“This could be a real train wreck for school districts,” Lucy Gettman of the National School Boards Association said Friday, a day after the House cleared the bill. “The federal government should not be in the business of regulating this kind of activity at the local level.”

If Bambi signs this piece-of-shit, it could be a real train wreck for the Demoscum in 2012.  Not bad enough that they’ve moved to throw our economy in the shitter; not bad enough that they want to tell us we have  to buy health insurance – now they wanna tell us we can’t even have bake sales???

The legislation, part of first lady Michelle Obama’s campaign to stem childhood obesity, provides more meals at school for needy kids, including dinner

…by which time the little rug-rats ought to be home anyway – but don’t let those inconvenient little facts get in the First Nossican’s way.

and directs the Agriculture Department to write guidelines to make those meals more healthful. The bill would apply to all foods sold in schools during regular class hours, including in the cafeteria line, in vending machines and at fundraisers.

It wouldn’t apply to after-hours events or concession stands at sports events.

Oh, but you just know  they’d either try to find a way around that, or else repeal that little provision within three years.

I would honest-to-Cthulu like to see some dickless little bureaucratic pissweasel with a bad combover just try  to enforce any  of this BS.

The fuckhead had best bring a slew of bodyguards with him.  IYKWIMAITYD.

The RCOB™ is in full effect.

1 Comment to “Bake sales:  Void where prohibited ’cause Moo-chelle doesn’t like ‘em”

  1. David Hartung — December 4, 2010 @ 7:27 am

    The left simply does not get it.

    Just his morning I had an exchange with one of our leftist brothers in another forum, and he was very open. As far as these clowns are concerned, most Americans are simply not smart enough to take care of ourselves, and we should just sit back and allow the “chosen one” to take care of us.

    You should be proud of me, I was able to avoid profanity, barely. :)

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