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Sigh.&#160 Looks like ol’ Swimmer Boy’s been drinking again.

Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy says the conventional wisdom that America has turned conservative in recent years is just plain wrong

…but not for the reasons he&#160 thinks.

Problem is, O Drunken One, the country hasn’t turned&#160 conservative because it already is&#160 conservative.

Sure you came up for air immediately after dunking Mary Jo?

– so much so that the country may finally be ready to make Sen. John Kerry president.

All together now – one…two…three:

Kennedy tells the Boston Globe that he detects no rightward drift despite a string of national Republican victories.

Avoidupois Ass doesn’t get out of his wine cellar much, does he?

“People haven’t lost their sense of compassion, they haven’t lost their sense of decency, they haven’t lost their sense of fairness,” he argues.

Memo to ol’ Red-Nose:&#160 Demoscum don’t have the monopoly on compassion, decency or&#160 fairness, you fuckheaded son-of-a-bitch.&#160 In fact, you’ll find that conservatives&#160 are a helluva lot more compassionate, a helluva lot fairer, and a fuckin’&#160 helluva lot more decent than you liberal shitheels ever thought&#160 of being.

Sorry if that sticks in your sloshed craw…NOT!!!

And he offers President Bush as the best example that conservatives aren’t really in control.

“Anybody that would say that this is a conservative administration, when it has handled the finances of this nation the way it has, it would be mischaracterizing what the current situation is,” he insists.

Well, you know what they say about blind pigs & acorns.

We’ve known for a damned long time that Shrubya isn’t a conservative, Drunken Master.

Why the Hell&#153 do you think his numbers are as low as they are, dumbass?&#160 Here’s a hint – it ain’t because of you libtards; you bastards have hated him – and every Republican president in the last 30 years – with the purplest of passions.&#160 Big fucking shock.

The reason Bush’s numbers aren’t higher is because the conservatives&#160 have recognized that he’s acting more like a Demoscum than a conservative, and we have expressed our disapproval.&#160 Don’t get a big-assed head over Bush’s numbers bozo – you haven’t done shit to contribute to them.

Does this mean fellow Bay Stater John Kerry will have better luck the second time around if he decides to make another run at the White House?

“I think John’s learned a lot,” Kennedy tells the Globe. “I think he’d be a better candidate now than he was last time.”

“The American people, they want authenticity and leadership and strength,” the senior Democrat says. “You have to gain the confidence of the American people about…the challenges we are facing here.”

Which is why today’s Demoscum has a Snowball’s Chance&#153 at the White House, as long as a true conservative’s running.

Sucks to be you guys, doesn’t it?

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