[Scene:  aboard the bridge of Pegasus.  Lord Spatula is reading the daily dispatches, a noticeable agitated frown on his face.  He reaches toward the ship’s intercom.]
LSIK&T:  Mr Korroith, will you report to the bridge, please?
KORRIOTH (over speaker):  (grunt)
[A few moments later, the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid Korrioth, Lord Spatula’s right hand man and tactical officer, appears at His Rudeness’ side.]
KORRIOTH:  Reporting as ordered, m’Lord.
LSIK&T:  Mr. Korrioth, what is this I read, hmmmmm?
A plane carrying U.S Sen. Edward M. Kennedy across Massachusetts was struck by lightning and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said. The plane lost all electrical power and the pilot had to fly the plane manually, according to spokeswoman Melissa Wagoner. No one was hurt.
The Democrat had just delivered the commencement address at the Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts in North Adams and was on his way his Cape Cod home when the plane was struck at about 2:45 p.m., she said.
KORRIOTH (stammering):  Uh…I…uh…um…
LSIK&T:  Mr.  Korrioth, you will report immediately  to the Realm™ training center for a remedial course in targeting.  For you to miss an object that fucking big  is completely unacceptable, is that clear???
KORRIOTH (cowering):  Yes, m’Lord. (skulks away)
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