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This is a pisser, Denizens.&#160 Every time there’s something to rant about, it seems that I either lose the urge to write…

MERLIN:&#160 Why don’t you just call it your muse and be done with it?

[Venomous gestures.&#160 Merlin goes flying face first into a bulkhead.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Any more&#160 dumb-assed questions, Wizard?

MERLIN:&#160 …uh, ow.

…or the day turns into a One-Legged Man&#153 day.

Which is what’s gone on the last 48 hours.&#160 Three hours sleep (and I’m being generous about that), followed by an 0400 start time at work, followed by a 12-hour shift.

In short, I’m too damned tired to write.

So lemme just repeat a recurring theme:&#160 Demoscum are little pussified douchebags and they suck.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Same song, 34,602,345,089th verse?

[Venomous glares at Korrioth.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 Hey, I’m just saying it’s hard to come up with so many ways to say the same thing.&#160 Even for you.

VENOMOUS:&#160 (shrugs)&#160 Point.&#160 And at least you didn’t say “muse”.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Unlike the (hack, spit) Romulans (hack, spit), we don’t have a word for that.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Mheh.&#160 Okay, enough of trying to cheer me up.&#160 Go take a painstick to our writers and see if they’ve figured out how close they’re gonna cut my beamout from Titanic.

KORRIOTH:&#160 (nods) Aye, sir.

“Muse”, my effin’ arse.&#160

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