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(Hat tip Ed Driscoll.)

Richard Glover is a pussified, Global-Wormening-Truther Nazi-wannabe type writing for the Sydney Moaning Hollered  in Australia (yes, Little Dickhead – should pigs ever fly and you actually read this site, that spelling was deliberate.  Sad I have to explain it, but you can never take chances with little one-brain-celled short-bus riders like you).

And I would just love  to see him try this.

Surely it’s time for climate-change deniers to have their opinions forcibly tattooed on their bodies.

Not necessarily on the forehead; I’m a reasonable man. Just something along their arm or across their chest so their grandchildren could say, ”Really? You were one of the ones who tried to stop the world doing something? And why exactly was that, granddad?”

Really, Little Dickhead?  Don’t suppose you’d wanna come up topside o’ the world here in Arlington, Texas, USA and try that with me, now would you, you dickless, nadless wonder?

Oh, but now  that he’s gotten a taste of what we here topside think of his little “idea”…he ain’t so gung-ho about it.

After 25 years writing this column, I’ve had my first experience of an internet hate campaign.

What you call an “Internet hate campaign”, tosser, we like to call “put up or shut up”.

I, of course, have a different term for it:  CSITMF™.

Which, Little Dickhead Glover, I really wish you’d do.  Y’see, we’ve seen groups like Earth Liberation Front!  and Greenpeace  talk  a good game – and in the case of ELF, actually actually try something when they thought no one was looking.  And quite honestly, we think people like you are fucking cowards, unwilling to come out from behind your daddies’ hoop skirts and stand up for your so-called “beliefs”, preferring instead to have goon squads like the Ayatollah’s proposed “civilian national security force” to do your bidding.

We just want you guys to put up or shut up, is all.

So far, more than 2400 people, nearly all American, have emailed me. More emails come every time I hit the send/receive button.

Good.  Proves there are at least 2401 cojone-laden patriots left in this country.

About 5 per cent contain threats of violence. Even stranger, quite a few threaten me with sexual violence. They say, in various forms, that they want to rape me.

Mmm, I’m not sure that’d be such a hot idea.  Great Honkin’ Cthulu His Own Bad Self™ only knows what kind of STD’s would result from ramming anything other than a nail-infested broomstick up your skanky, swishy ass.

What wisdom have I drawn from the experience?

Very little, apparently, since you continue to blather uncontrollably.

Don’t put an email address at the end of articles.

Yes, do go back and hide behind that hoop skirt of your daddy’s.

Avoid travel in the near future to the American states of Arizona, Texas and Nevada.

Sound medical advice.  You’re talking, after all, about places where even our six-year-old daughters could beat your piehole shitless.

And maybe, in a world of international publishing, learn to be clearer. The thing about tattoos was not meant to be taken as a serious suggestion. For those who took it as such, my apologies.

I think I’d take it as an apology if you’d just shut the fuck up and quit whining about how we don’t live our lives according to your personal dictates, and about what you’d like to do to us for committing such a (gasp, argh) capital  crime.

But you’re a chickenshit libtard, so I’d have a better chance of seeing the sun rise in the west.

Asshat. 




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