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To say that I’ve been geeked for this moment since January 2, 2011, would be the Understatement Of The Year&#153.

Ask Mrs. Venomous, she’ll tell you.

MRS. VENOMOUS:&#160 Yes, dear.

It’s time, Denizens, to crank up our special little tradition here – one you’ll only find at the Realm&#153 – the series we all know & love as the Perfect Football Weekend&#153.

ALL:&#160 Yay.

Well, c’mon, let’s not all go ga-ga over it all at once.

MERLIN:&#160 Sorry, m’liege.&#160 It’s just so gawd-awful, freakin’ hot&#160 out.

VENOMOUS:&#160 You’re tellin’ me, Wizard?&#160 What’d I say about playing “catch ‘n release” on OwlBore?

MERLIN (hanging head in shame):&#160 Yes, sir, sorry, sir.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Try listening&#160 to me next time, m’kay?

Okay, where were we…?

Anyway, in the Perfect Football Weekend&#153, I attempt to chronicle the exploits of a number of football teams I follow, from “hah skrewl” (a little Rush lingo, there) all the way up through the pros.&#160 This year may be a tad more difficult than most, as I’m going to try to keep my eye on the performances of a number of individuals, in addition to teams.&#160 Those will be chronicled as time & space permit.

In the meantime, however (for those of you who are seeing this for the first time or are otherwise unfamiliar with this concept), here’s how we roll:

A Perfect Football Weekend&#153 (otherwise known as PFW) is one where all the teams that I follow win.&#160 (Otherwise, it can’t be perfect, can it?)&#160 I follow my&#160 teams – frankly, Scarlett, I couldn’t give a damn about yours.&#160 That’s what the comments section is for, right?

(Now, if you’d like to be a contributor&#160 to This Fine Blog&#153, and write your own&#160 posts…well, we can always talk about that.)

In some cases, where a team/program I follow is embarassingly weak (Kansas coach Turner Gill, call your office), I count moral victories, as well.&#160 We’ll get to that the first time I have to invoke a SpatulaLine&#153, which we’ll probably get to not too terribly long from now.

In any case, we’ll keep a running tally of how my teams are doing collectively – for documentation and so I can brag, but mostly so I can brag.&#160 (grin)

NEXT:&#160 On which teams does His Rudeness have his evil (MUAH-HAHAHA…!!!) eye…?

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3 responses to “PFW:&#160 Overview 2011, Part the Oneth”

1. LC Purple Raider says:

   August 7, 2011 at 9:43 am

   let’s see: TCU, Wisconsin, TCU, and the Cowboys.

   Have I got that about right?

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2. BethW says:

   August 7, 2011 at 10:13 am

   Let’s see… TCU… The Cryboys… my beloved Sooners… KU… maybe the Badgers… and the high school whose name I can’t remember right now.

   How’d I do?

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3. Darth Venomous says:

   August 7, 2011 at 1:43 pm

   let’s see: TCU, Wisconsin, TCU, and the Cowboys.

   You forgot TCU. 🙂

   Let’s see… TCU… The Cryboys… my beloved Sooners… KU… maybe the Badgers… and the high school whose name I can’t remember right now.

   How’d I do?

   Stay tuned.&#160 I’m getting to that.

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