Get the forks out.  They’re done.
at Dallas 34, NY Football Douchebags 37
Spot the Cowgirlz a 12-point lead with under six minutes to go?  No problem!
E-why (Wo)manning – basically Peyton without the talent or personality – shreds Widdle Bobby Ryan’s vaunted  defense, and takes less than four minutes (over two drives) to do so.  And he did it against piss-poor Dallas secondary – two members of which just got huge-assed contract extensions  (Sensabaugh & Scandrick).
And to think – Owner Jethro still – still!!! – fancies himself a competent general manager/talent evaluator.
Fuck that.
You heard it here first, Denizens – Dallas is done.
Jimmy Johnson said on Fox the other day that the loser of this game would not even so much as make the playoffs.  I say now, and for the record…the Cowgirlz won’t even win another game.  Stand by for a WITY™ shortly after New Year’s
This week:  0-1.  Overall:  53-16.
There’ll be one more Cowgirl loss Saturday night, and we’ll chronicle that either Friday or Saturday.  After that, the last two Cowpie losses will be interspersed around bowl season.  We’ll get to that next week.
Stay tuned.
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Being as I am from NE Ohio (let the disembowelment begin), I have always thought that the Cowboys were kind of a fruity franchise.
They always went for the splashy draft picks, the flashy free agents, and the biggest baddest stadiums (and I remember them playing in the Cotton Bowl). When they won, they were “so good”, when they lost, either the refs stole it from them, or the opposition stole it from them.
Having said this, the Cowboys were 6-10 last year, and I did not think they would win more than 8 games. They had too many holes to fill.
Just be thankful that Jethro didn’t pull an Al Davis, or an Art Modell.