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Following Mittens the Romerrhoid’s five-state primary sweep yesterday, Fox News Channel is reporting that aides are saying that Newt Gingrich will be “suspending” his presidential campaign by next Tuesday.

No real surprise – Newt’s campaign has pretty much been one long proclamation-then-reversal (say one thing, then have circumstances force a complete one-eighty days or weeks later) all silly-season long.  But it’s one more reminder that conservatives have, once again, had delivered to them a proverbial kick-in-the-crotch by the GOP Establishment.

And then they have the balls to keep demanding that we give them the votes to which they’re supposedly entitled…because…because…because SHUT UP!!!!!

Lemme say this again:  This is my  vote.  Not yours, GOP, mine.  It does not belong to Gingrich, nor Santorum, nor Perry (necessarily), nor your beloved Romerrhoid, nor McCain, nor Palin…nor anyone else.  It is mine, dammit, do you understand?  MINE!!!

As the political party, it is incumbent upon you to convince me why the presidential candidate you place on the ticket is worthy of my vote.

You have not done that.  Nor will you, if the candidate is Mitt Romney.  Period, end of sentence, end of paragraph, end of topic, end of discussion.

You RINO bastard pusstards don’t like that?  You should have thought of that before  you tried to shove Mittens the Romerrhoid down my throat.

You’ve made your bed, RINOs, now lie in it.

It ain’t my problem any more.

2 Comments to “Gingrich nearly done”

  1. Alan K. Henderson — April 27, 2012 @ 10:55 pm

    Nearly done? The potroast burned to a crisp weeks ago, and Newt is just now noticing that his smoke alarm is out of batteries.

  2. Darth Venomous — April 28, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

    Officially, Alan, officially.

    We’ve pretty much known Gingrich was done from the moment he shat all over Paul Ryan’s budget proposal.  But now he  realizes it, and he’ll publicly admit it Tuesday.

    All this is pretty much his political swan song, a farewell-to-arms if you will.  Gingrich won’t run for political office again, I don’t think.

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