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…is about to meet the immovable object.

As you may or may not know, Denizens, a…somewhat sizable…group of bikers is planning to ride on the Putrid Pussified Pustule&#153 known as “Washington, DC” on 9/11.

As it happens, a group of ragheads Muslims Mooselimbs ragheads is scheduled for what they’re calling a “Million Muslim March” on that same day.

Both groups applied for “permits”.&#160 As if it’s really needed in our case – that bloody document called the Bill Of Rights says “right to peaceably assemble” for a reason, y’know.

The Muzztards got their permit.

The bikers…didn’t.

So they’re going, anyway.

Washington DC has DENIED our permit for a no-stop ride through Washington DC. We find this regretful for the residents and businesses of that great city, and humbly offer our apologies. What could have been a one or two hour ride through will now likely be an all day event. We will be obeying all laws. We will be stopping at all stoplights, stop signs, and yielding to all pedestrians.

RESIDENTS AND BUSINESSES OF WASHINGTON DC: On behalf of the National “2 Million Bikers to DC” Team, please accept our sincere apologies. We did the right thing and went through the proper channels to secure a no-stop permit to ride through your great city. We wanted to ride an established route, which would have taken us past the Viet Nam Memorial to the Lincoln Memorial, across the bridge into Virginia, and that’s it! We would have been completely out of Washington DC, and your city would have been back to normal.

“Permits?&#160 We don’ need no steekin’ permits!

Good luck managing all that, Bambi&#160

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2 responses to “The irresistible force…”

  1. Alan K. Henderson says:

    I wish they’d circle DC seven times and blow a trumpet. 🙂

  2. David Hartung says:

    If the bikers ride two abreast and in such a manner that there is ten feet from font tire to front tire(which is really too close), the procession will be 1800 miles long. Should they get a turnout of two million, one has to wonder what the DC thin blue line will do. Even if only a hundred thousand show up, they will have a hundred mile procession.

    Add to that the Muslims, who will undoubtedly NOT be happy about the bikers, and DC will be a good place to stay clear of tomorrow.

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