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Attention all denizens. Professor Keenebeane here.

The Department of All Things Informational is pleased to inform you that today, November 2nd is Practice Being Psychic Day. Please promptly do so by determining what Supreme General Rayegun is thinking at this time and then psychically contact our representatives that are willingly standing by.

SG RAYEGUN: Umm Professor, a word please.

PROFESSOR KB: (barely able to speak due to some sort of “force” squeezing his throat) Y…ye (cough)…..yes…sir…(hack, cough, sputter). I’m on my way! (the Professor gulps quite audibly and slowly his face returns to a more normal pallor)

SG RAYEGUN: (to the audience) And you thought Venomous was the only one that could do that!!!

Okay, well on to something less trivial. Vicar, unless we hear from Venomous otherwise that his relocation efforts are completed you’ll get the conn solo as I will also being unavoidably detained later this week as my R&D boys have planned a computer core storage upgrade of the base network so I’ll be offline. Presently they have it planned for Wednesday through Friday, but it could extend into the weekend for obvious and not-so-obvious reasons. Until then though, I’ll be on the bridge hovering like I always do.


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4 responses to “From the desk of…”

  1. David Hartung says:

    Roger that.

  2. Almost there, gentlemen.&#160 Network is being reassembled as we speak.

  3. Yes, at 0130 hours.&#160 Happens to be when I do my best work.&#160 (Double entendre intended.)

  4. Nope. No way. Nuh uh. Don’t wanna know.

    But then again….that COULD be why you’re on a first name basis with the local LEOs.

    Or it could be from your “boys” out joyriding and pulling transwarp wheelies at every passing planetoid.

    One of the two…..

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