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Memo to Jerry Jones & the Noo Joisey Con Man, Bill Parcells:&#160 NOW&#160 are you ready to let Romo start?

Arlington Heights 49, at Eastern Hills 36
TCU 7, at Utah 20
at UBuffalo 25, Ball State 55
#9 LSU 10, at #5 Florida 23
Oklahoma 10, TU 28
Dallas 24, Phuckadelpha Beagle Pussies 38

Proving that teams can and do win without their studs, Arlington Heights won without Vince Young-in-training Donnell Dickerson.&#160 But Eastern Hills’ defense is apparently the same consistency of Paschal’s – which is to say, non-existent.&#160 Evan Woods had 227 yards a couple touchdowns, and Michael Armstead added 78 and 2 touchdowns of his own.

The Fort Worth Startlegram write-up makes no mention of Dickerson, which suggests to me that he didn’t play.

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UBuffalo is apparently the TCU of the East.&#160 Got a team on a slide?&#160 Just play Buffalo.

Ball State ended a four-game losing streak by jumping out in front with 17 first-quarter points, and cruising from there.&#160 Turner Gill’s squad finally got rolling a little bit towards the end of the third quarter – when the game had long since been decided.

Since UBuffalo was only given five points by Vegas, this one counts as a loss.

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Fine time for JaMarcus Russell and the rest of the Tigers to have a brain fart of a game.

LSU was ahead in the second quarter, 7-0, when Jessie Daniels fumbled a punt, leading to a game-tying touchdown for the Gators.&#160 Russell himself had four turnovers, and the Tigers fumbled the second-half kickoff, followed by a blocked punt on their next possession and a subsequent miss on a 41-yard FG attempt.

Pity Kentucky.&#160 They get the unenviable assignment of sticking their hand into the hornet’s nest next week.

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Well, how nice that DeLoss Dodds saved some of Vince Young’s salary this year for the fucking zebras.

The Sooners still had a chance early in the fourth. But Juaquin Iglesias fumbled at the UT 16, and Robert Killebrew raced 24 yards the other way. Then OU’s defense forced a three-and-out, setting the stage for a wild turnover that effectively ended the game.

On second-and-10 from the OU 17, Thompson turned to throw a simple screen to Peterson. But the ball sailed over his head, and Peterson gave up on the play. Ross scooped up the loose ball at the 3-yard line, raced in for an apparent touchdown and UT led, 28-10.

Replay officials John Davidson and Jim Evans reviewed it and decided the ball was thrown and lost at the 12-yard line. By rule, that’s a backward pass, referee Cooper Castleberry told the crowd, and the touchdown stood.

“I thought it was a forward pass, but I guess they saw it differently,” Peterson said.

Oh, it was, Adrian, it was.&#160 And it was one of several calls that went the Shortdicks’ way, thanks to what seems to have been a Dodds-hand-picked officiating crew.&#160 (Wonder if they came from the Pac-10?)

Eleven-on-eighteen still isn’t a fair fight.&#160 All your orange-clad pussies in Austin have proven is that your football players aren’t the only ones paid down there.

(And that’s my First-Amendment-protected opinion, too, Tea-sips, so you can kiss my ass if you don’t like it.)

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It should come as no surprise that the Bigamy State’s other&#160 team throttled TCU.

TCU’s offensive line weighs in, from left to right, at:&#160 285, 296, 272, 298, 271.&#160 Throw the tight ends in there are they run 242, 257, 261.

Utah’s defensive line runs like this:&#160 252, 310, 315, 265.&#160 And if they want to go heavy, they can plug in folks who don’t go below 290.

Small wonder that neither Ballard (who started, unfortunately), nor Jackson (who replaced him in the second half but spent it running for his life) spent lots of time on their backsides – when they weren’t either fumbling the ball or throwing interceptions.

Lonta Hobbs returned as TCU’s starting running back – but then demonstrated that he still hasn’t learned how to hang onto the ball in crunch time.&#160 His fumble led to Utah’s final field goal effectively putting the game away.

A couple weeks ago, I said that maybe Patterson really wasn’t&#160 in over his head in Division I.&#160 That’ll teach me, I s’pose:.&#160 Patterson is not only in over his head, he may have won all the games he’s gonna win this year.&#160 Next up is Army, and that’s not a gimme, and the rest of the schedule gets harder from there.&#160 3-9 is a definite possibility, and then where does this program go?

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Right now, Morn Hitzges and Greg Williams on KTCK/1310 are trying desperately to blame this loss on anyone but&#160 Drew Bledsoe.

The fact is that Bledsoe gave the pansy-assed Beagles 14 points with turnovers – one fumble, one interception (out of three total) – the last seven while throwing for the end zone and seven points of the Cowboys’ own

That’s a 21-point swing.&#160 The final margin was 14.

You do the math.

I said it after Week 1, and I’ll keep saying it until Parcells pulls hit fat Noo Joisey head out of his fat Noo Joisey ass:&#160 This franchise goes nowhere&#160 as long as Vinny Testaverde Lite is the starting quarterback.

And Norm Hitzges and Greg Williams at KTCK/1310?&#160 Both of you have your heads up your fat asses.&#160 FOAD, as far as I’m concerned.

This week:&#160 1-5.&#160 Overall:&#160 18-12.

The PFW will return on Friday, where we guarantee you that TCU doesn’t lose next week.&#160 We’ll explain why then.

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