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I have just one question:&#160 How much did Needledick Danny Snyder pay the fucking zebras for that&#160 piece of shit officiating job?

Arlington Heights 37, at North Side 8
TCU 25, at UNLV 10
at UBuffalo 41, Kent 14
#18 Oklahoma 17, at #21 Texas A&M 16
#13 LSU 28, at #8 Tennessee 24
Dallas 19, at Washington 10, Foreskins’ paid zebras 12

I can’t find any stories on Heights’ win over North Side, suggesting that either Fort Worth’s own newspaper doesn’t find it newsworthy or they simply don’t give a shit about stories in their own backyard.

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Nor can I find anything about UBuffalo’s win over Kent, except to note that they went into half trailing 14-3.&#160 Turner Gill must’ve made a helluva halftime adjustment.

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Well, at least we know now where Barry Switzer got “Load Left”.&#160 Or maybe Bob Stoops just admires the guy, is all.

With 1:29 left in the game and OU nursing a one-point lead, Stoops elected to go for it on fourth-and-one at his 29.&#160 Only this time, OU got the first down, then ran out the clock for the win.

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Speaking of late-game heroics, JaMarcus Russell hit Early Doucet from 4 yards out with 9 seconds left to beat the Vols at Tennessee.&#160 LSU knocked out Tennessee starter Erik Ainge, but backup Jonathan Crompton rallied the Vols before Russell’s heroics.

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Take what I wrote last week about TCU vs. Wyoming, and you basically have the recap of Saturday’s game against UNLV:&#160 Frogs score first, miss the extra point, extend the lead and come through on defense.

UNLV recovered a Lonta Hobbs fumble at the Frog 3, but threw an interception three plays later.

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The game started with a blown call on a supposed Foreskin safety (Julius Jones was incorrectly called down in the endzone; he was on the back of a Foreskin player and the ball was outside the end zone by the time his knee touched turf).&#160 Roy Williams was called for a ticky-tack pass interference penalty on a ball that wasn’t terribly catchable anyway.&#160 A blatant hold on a Clinton Portis touchdown run was completely ignored.&#160 And a five-yard facemask penalty was inexplicably called a personal foul on the return of a blocked kick, then the game was extended one play on an offensive&#160 penalty, thus giving the Foreskin kicker an extra chance on an so-called “untimed down” to kick a field goal he should never have been awarded, but made.

That said, Parcells coached another piss-poor game, the secondary looked like TCU’s against a piss-poor passing game that was missing its prima donna primary receiver, Widdle Terri Owens dropped yet another pass that would have resulted in a touchdown, and Mike Vander-clank got a field goal blocked that probably was headed for an offensive lineman’s ass.&#160 If Shawn Suisham isn’t resigned tomorrow and Vanderclank’s ass run out of town on a rail, that will be a sign that this franchise isn’t serious about winning any time soon.

And having said that,&#160 eleven-on-eighteen still isn’t a fair fight in football.&#160 Hope “Needledick Danny” Snyder got his money’s worth for that officiating today.&#160 The bastard zebras today wouldn’t have made it out of Texas Stadium intact.

This week:&#160 6-1 (the OU victory against an “anti-team (A&M) counts twice).&#160 Overall:&#160 33-19.

The PFW will return once I find out whether Heights plays or not.&#160 If they do, maybe they can import the shitty NFL zebras from the Dallas game…

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One response to “PFW:&#160 Eleven-on-eighteen…you guys know the drill…”

1. RobertHuntingdon says:

   November 5, 2006 at 6:55 pm

   Heh there was some awful officiating in the Bengals game this afternoon too. The retarded announcers got their teams BACKWARDS over and over by saying the cities backwards at least 3 times and the teams backwards at least once and I think twice… that I heard alone, and I’m sure more than I missed… And Houshmanzadeh, well, he should have kept his helmet on, and he was an idiot to not do so, but that was a HORRIBLY blown call. Unfortunately the bungles showed up in the first quarter and when the Bengals came back to town they could just never pull it quite out… though they almost did. Speaking of which, that “dropped” interception included yet ANOTHER blown call, as the guy facemasked my boy AND literally tried to play rodeo cowboy with him as he rode him to the ground in a very questionable manner. If that guy hadn’t pulled all that it would very likely have been an interception returned ~70 yards for a Cinti touchdown, which would have been a swing of 10 points our way.

   But hey, at least my saints won. Sheesh, I can barely believe I’m saying that, but I’m NOT complaining. I mean, two saints receivers combining for 3 touchdowns and 234 yards? What is the world coming too?? Heh. I have colston and henderson in FF too… and man am I happy this week, they gave me 33 points together. I don’t even need peyton’s points and I should still win this weekend. Of course I’ll gladly take ’em if I can get ’em…

   RH

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