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The Department of Yet Another Half-Assed Meme Debunked has weighed in tonight with this gem about the aftermath of the raid on illegal pendejos  at the Swift plants.

And surprise, surprise, surprise!!!  We find that we may not need the illegal fuckwads after all!

The line of applicants hoping to fill jobs vacated by undocumented workers taken away by immigration agents at the Swift & Co. meat-processing plant earlier this week was out the door Thursday.

Among them was Derrick Stegall, who carefully filled out paperwork he hoped would get him an interview and eventually land him a job as a slaughterer.

But…but…but this wasn’t supposed to happen!  These were supposed to be “jobs Americans won’t do”!  We’re supposed to NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED  this illegal alien labor ‘cuz Americans aren’t willing to get their hands dirty doing stuff like this!!!

Hm.  “Jobs Americans won’t do”, eh, you pro-illegal-immigration shitheads?

Two of his friends had been taken away by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and he felt compelled to fill their rubber boots.

Dude, they’re taking money out of your pocket, food off your table and the roof out from over your head.  I don’t think I’d be calling them “friends” if I were you, y’know?

Greg Bonifacio heard about the job openings on television and brought his passport, his Colorado driver’s license, his Social Security card and even a color photograph of himself as a young Naval officer to prove his military service.

“I don’t want to hassle with any identification problems because of my last name,” said Bonifacio, a 59- year-old Thornton resident of Filipino heritage.

No worries, mate.  As long as you can prove you’re a citizen, I’d have no qualms hiring you.

Good luck to you, and thanks for putting the lie to yet another bullshit line from the pro-illegal crowd.

1 Comment to ““Jobs Americans won’t do”???”

  1. David Hartung — December 20, 2006 @ 9:20 pm


    I have long thought that our nation should have a more open immigration policy. You might recall some discussions of this nature in the Fido days. One thing I do not condone, however, is the coddling of those who deliberately flout our immigration laws. As far as I am concerned, those who insist on entering our country illegally, should be tossed out, and banned for life. Those who were hauled off from the Swift plans, should be taken straight to the border, finger printed, banned, and tossed accross to Mexico.

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