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The Donald™ sure as Hell™ called it, didn’t he?

The Fat Fucked-Up Pig, the Queen of Extreme Mean™, that Bloviating Bovine Bush-League Bimboid™, Rosie O’Donut, has announced that she is bringing joy & laughter back to daytime television – this time by leaving.

“My needs for the future just didn’t dovetail with what ABC was able to offer me,” O’Donnell said in a statement Wednesday.

Translation:  “There’s no way in fucking hell I’m going to sit there with a duct-taped ballcock in my mouth!!!  It’s bad enough I’ve got these ben-wa balls up my ass!!!”

“This has been an amazing experience,” she said, “and one I wouldn’t have traded for the world.”

“Thanks, but I’m keeping the ben-wa balls.”

O’Donnell has helped raise the ratings for the daytime chat show invented by Barbara Walters. But her outspokenness has caused almost constant controversy, including a nasty name-calling feud with Donald Trump that placed Walters squarely in the middle.

“I induced Rosie to come back to television on ‘The View’ even for just one year,” Walters said. “She has given the program new vigor, new excitement and wonderful hours of television. I can only be grateful to her for this year.”

“That it’s finally over, that is.”

Trump, for his part, is taking partial credit – and rightly so, if you ask me.

“Rosie is a loser; she continues to be a loser; and she was fired by ABC, and I’m proud to say that I probably had a part in it,” Trump said.

And we once again find ourselves in your debt, Donald.

So sad to see you go, Ms. O’Donut…

NOT!!!!!! 



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