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Pack yer bags for the Super Bowl, Dallas.&#160 Cowboys are snagging the Lombardi Trophy.&#160 You heard it here first.

And how do I know?

Simple.&#160 Rumor out of the Dullest Moaning Snooze is that Our Hero&#153, Tony Romo, has ditched Jessica.

No more trips to Cabo.&#160 No more Jessica in the pink Romo jersey on national TV.&#160 Tony can concentrate on f’ball now.

Saddle up, boys.&#160 Super Bowl or bust.&#160

If you’ll recall, a few days ago I opined that Steve McNair’s death might be the result of a gang hit.

Far-fetched, yes – but that’s what the initial evidence suggested.

Of course, we all know now that that guesstimate was – surprise, surprise – JUUUUUUUUUUST a bit outside.

Former NFL star Steve McNair was shot dead in his sleep last week by a 20-year-old girlfriend distraught about mounting financial problems and her belief that he was seeing someone else, police said Wednesday.

Sahel Kazemi “was spinning out of control” when she shot McNair four times as he dozed on a sofa early Saturday, then turned the gun on herself, Police Chief Ronal Serpas said.

I guess you could call it the Woman Scorned mob.&#160 As in, “Hell hath no fury…”?

On the other hand, I guess the mistress just did the wife a favor, since doubtless she would’ve wanted to, had she known about the affair in the first place.

Former Houston Oiler/Tennesee Titan quarterback Steve McNair was found shot to death today in downtown Nashville.&#160 McNair was 36.

A female was also found shot dead near McNair.&#160 Looks like it might have been a mob hit, but can’t be certain at this time.

Great Honkin’ Cthulu.&#160 Didn’t we just leave this party???

Brett Favre was released by the New York Jets, making the quarterback a free agent if he decides to again come out of retirement.

The 39-year-old Favre, who spent one disappointing National Football League season with New York, had requested the move several weeks ago, but said he has no plans to come out of retirement for a 19th season.

“Nothing has changed,” Favre said in a statement. “At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football.”

“At this time”?&#160 Meaning, of course, “check back with me in three weeks”?

Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum also said Favre had not indicated to him any desire to come back.

Yeah, that’s what Teddy Thompson thought, too.&#160

He’s gone.&#160 The grand experiment is over.

ESPN is reporting that the C’boys have kicked Widdle Terri Owens to the curb.

Memo to Widdle Terri: This is what happens when your mouth is more wide open than your hands.

Believe it or not, I don’t have a dog in this fight.

I have reasons to hate both the Steelers & Cardinals, seeing as how both of them beat the C’girlz this year.&#160 I s’pose I lean a little away from Pittsburgh getting that sixth Lombardi Trophy, but it’s eventually gonna happen, whether or not they win today.

But truth be told, I like a coaches like Ken Whisenhunt & Mike Tomlin – they’re both no-nonsense, gritty coaches who won’t take shit off anyone.&#160 Kinda like what I wish we had here.

And I like both Benny Roethelisberger & Kurt Warner, though I want to see Warner get the second ring of which the New England Pansies (and the fucking zebras) denied him five years ago.

But I really don’t have a preference for who wins.&#160 Except…

That little pussy the Ayatollah Obambi is pulling for the Steelers.

Go Cards.

Yes, ’tis true – the Dallas C’girlz did not go to the Super Bowl this year.

Then again, neither did Bwandi Jackoff and the NY Football Douchebags.&#160 And as of now, neither did the Phuckadelphia Beagles and The World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever&#153, Donna McCrabbs.

That’s right, sportz fanz.&#160 Fat-Assed Wilma’s crybaby boy is shut out yet again.

And yours truly couldn’t be happier.&#160 &#160

…of the NY Football Douchebags

Ain’t quite as easy when you’re&#160 the number one seed, is it, dumbshits?&#160

You try showing me up like you did Nic Harris, Timmi Tebow, you fucking little pansy-assed pussy, I’m going after your knees the rest of the game.

In fact, it’d please me no end if every SEC defensive coordinator did just that next year.

If Al-Qaida were to fly a plane into Lincoln Financial Field, just so I wouldn’t have to hear that piece of shit “Fly Eagles Fly” anymore – all would be forgiven.

For that matter, if someone wanted to bulldoze both Texas Stadium and that monstrosity out in Arlington, I’d be inclined to give them sanctuary.

Jerry Jones can’t fire either Wade Phillips or&#160 Jason Garrett soon enough to suit me.

Not quite as easy when you have to play our starting quarterback, is it, jackoffs?

Not as easy when y’all have the injuries this time, is it?

20-8, douchebags.&#160 Suck it!&#160

Asshats.

Fantasy Footballers (all four of us (wry grin)), I’ve noticed that add/drops done today wouldn’t take effect until next week.

That’s BS, if you ask me. I just fixed it by changing the effective date to this Saturday.

Yer welcome.

…is by Fox play-by-play doofus Kenny Albert during the Bengals-NY Football Douchebags game – where he said, and I quote:

“New York hasn’t started 3-0 since 2006.”

Translation:&#160 They didn’t start 3-0 last year.

And then he wonders why he’s not the #1 PBP guy on Fox.

While the rest of us wonder how he got as high as #2.&#160

Fantasy Footballers, the Humble DevilDog alerted me to a slight problem with roster tweakage.

Yahoo is employing a “Can’t Cut” list whereby less-than-scrutable team owners can game the system.&#160 Since we’re all reasonably trustworthy here, I’ve disabled that little feature.

Just FYI.&#160 Carry on.