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Drudge has it up that Kim Jong “Mentally” Il has packed it in.

Y’all know what that means…

PARRRRR-TEHHHHH!!!1!ONE!!!

(Hat tip Aggie Sith.)

Denizens, your Homework Assignment&#153 is to go read this treatise written by The Curtal Friar at Fountain Abbey.

Basically, this says what I said, only moreso.&#160 But it’s damned well written, and I encourage you to avail yourselves thereof.

Now go.&#160 Shoo.

Oh, and, uh, by the way:&#160 Five.&#160

It’s the bottom of the 7th, and Michael Young of the Texas Rangers just went deep against Brad Penny of the Detroit Tigers.&#160 And then, one out later, Nelson Cruz went deep for a two-run shot.

It’s now 15-4, Rangers.

Ain’t gonna be no fucking comeback tonight.

Suck it, Detroit!!!&#160 BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!1!1!!!!ONE-ELEVENTY-ELEVENTEEN (snort)&#160

UPDATE:&#160 Final:

at Texas 15, Detroit 5

A second straight American League pennant.

Damn.&#160 Just, damn.

(Hat tip:&#160 Hot Air via Michelle.)

Not sure why it’s taken this long, but the Ayatollah’s approval rating (according to Gallup – everyone else’s mileage may vary ‘n all that) has finally crashed through the 40% barrier to settle at 39%.

Translation:&#160 He’s lost all the independents, and is now beginning to lose part of the base.&#160 (You can figure out for yourselves which part of it.&#160 It ain’t the 99%-ers, that’s for damned sure.)

At this rate – assuming the GOP nominates the right candidate (and that’s by no means a given) – the only question will be whether it’s a 49- or 50-state landslide.

…comes from “Another Drew” on Patterico’s board, when he says…

There is now conclusive evidence that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Last week he registered to vote in Chicago.

Thread winner.&#160 Blog winner.&#160 Blogosphere winner.

The competition can stop now.&#160

Denizens, your assignment for this weekend is to read this magnificent Constitutional treatise by Aaron Worthing.

Whom, in a Venomous administration, I would not hesitate to make one of my chief US prosecutors.

Now go.&#160 Shoo.

(Hat tip to the Vicar, who would probably have blogged it himself, except I imagine he was busy yesterday.&#160 Not t’ worry, suh, we gotcha covered here. (grin))

Denizens, we’ll start your Monday with some good news for a change:&#160 The sun has come up in the West, pigs are flying, the lamb is laying down with the lion…and a bank has gotten its ass foreclosed on.

It started five months ago when Bank of America filed foreclosure papers on the home of a couple, who didn’t owe a dime on their home.

The couple said they paid cash for the house.

The case went to court and the homeowners were able to prove they didn’t owe Bank of America anything on the house. In fact, it was proven that the couple never even had a mortgage bill to pay.

A Collier County Judge agreed and after the hearing, Bank of America was ordered, by the court to pay the legal fees of the homeowners’, Maurenn Nyergers and her husband.

The Judge said the bank wrongfully tried to foreclose on the Nyergers’ house.

So, how did it end with bank being foreclosed on? After more than 5 months of the judge’s ruling, the bank still hadn’t paid the legal fees, and the homeowner’s attorney did exactly what the bank tried to do to the homeowners. He seized the bank’s assets.

And not only that, sportz fanz – for once, it got followed-through on.

Sheriff’s deputies, movers, and the Nyergers’ attorney went to the bank and foreclosed on it. The attorney gave instructions to to remove desks, computers, copiers, filing cabinets and any cash in the teller’s drawers.

After about an hour of being locked out of the bank, the bank manager handed the attorney a check for the legal fees.

“As a foreclosure defense attorney this is sweet justice” says [Nyergers’ attorney Todd] Allen.

Oh, you just got-to got-to&#160 got-to&#160 lurrrve ya SummaDat&#153.

Justice.&#160 Buford…T…Justice.&#160

SUCK IT, AL-QAIDA!!!&#160

Reports are coming in that the 21:30 CT Presidential speech is going to report that Osama Bin Laden has been killed.

UPDATE 21:47 CT — Pentagon officials via Fox News are stating that the Al Queda leader was killed one week ago in a US military bombing. DNA testing on the body is what was the delay in confirmation was for. No news if he was killed in Afghanistan or Pakistan.

UPDATE 22:10 CT — AP reports that he was killed in a compound in Islamabad, Pakistan.

UPDATE 22:28 CT — Reports on Fox News are saying that it was a covert US ground operation in Pakistan that took out Bin Laden and that’s how the body was retrieved for DNA testing.

What should this tell the rest of the world? Plain and simple. We.WILL.FIND.YOU!!!!!

UPDATE 22:35 CT — President is now commenting on the news.

UPDATE 10:00 5/2/2011 — Please continue to pray for those members of our military all across the globe, but especially those still in harms way in Pakistan and Afghanistan. As you can imagine, this is GOING to cause retaliation strikes by just about every extremist anti-American group in the region.

(Or, Never Mind The Dog – Beware Of Owner! (grin))

Mrs. Venomous is…uh, shall we say…reticent&#160 around the preferred method of defense in the Realm&#153.

RAYEGUN:&#160 Y’mean, she’s afraid of guns?

VENOMOUS:&#160 A severe character flaw, I know.

MRS. VENOMOUS (with skillet):&#160 WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

MERLIN:&#160 And you married her despite this?

MRS. VENOMOUS (with skillet):&#160

VENOMOUS:&#160 Gentlemen, may I suggest you start running now?&#160 I’ll finish the post whilst you save your asses.

MRS. VENOMOUS (with skillet):&#160 Grrrrrrrr…

Anyway, the Department of Improvisation&#153 relates to us the story of this Florida couple who demonstrates to us that one doesn’t always need a firearm to defend oneself.

Things just didn’t pan out for whoever invaded 81-year-old Bobby Smith’s Jacksonville home Saturday afternoon.

In fact, you might say the robber got the point – literally – after the Korean War Navy veteran was through with him.

Smith and his caregiver used a pan full of fried potatoes and a pitchfork to drive the attacker away. A compact man with a close-trimmed gray haircut, Smith said he wasn’t scared.

“I was angry; I was upset; and I was as mad as all outdoors,” Smith said Wednesday. “If I’d had my gun, like I normally would have, I would have shot him because he was in my home. I don’t like people hurting my family or my home.”

Now there’s&#160 Castle Doctrine&#153 for you.&#160 Get the point?

ALL:&#160 Ew.&#160 Just, ew.

Now, if y’all will excuse me, I have a frying pan to actively avoid…

(Hat tip Professor Jacobson.)

Denizens, remember when the Ayatollah Bambi and his trained little monkeys minions decided that, despite Bambicare being held to be unconstitutional by Judge Vinson, they went ahead and continued with plans to implement it anyway?

Oh, how the libtards crowed about that.

Not so much now – for the Demoscum’s own ox has now been gored.&#160 By the Wisconsin Legislative Reference Bureau.

In a stunning twist, Gov. Scott Walker’s legislation limiting collective bargaining for public workers was published Friday despite a judge’s hold on the measure, prompting a dispute over whether it takes effect Saturday.

The measure was published to the Legislature’s website with a footnote that acknowledges the restraining order by a Dane County judge. But the posting says state law “requires the Legislative Reference Bureau to publish every act within 10 working days after its date of enactment.”

Dee.&#160 Lish.&#160 Ous.

Absolutely.&#160 Delicious.

“Instant Karma’s gonna get you…Gonna knock ya right on yer ass…”

Denizens if I have any conservative lawyer-types anywhere near Madison, Wisconsin, I want you to read this comment by LC Subotai Bahadur.

It’s about time we went on offense against these libtard pussies – before we really&#160 have to go on offense against them.

Denizens, your homework assignment is to go read this excellent treatise by Subotai Bahadur over at the Rott.

This one’s well worth your time & effort.&#160 Go.&#160 Shoo.

Did you hear the pop Dubya got while Lea Michele was singing America?&#160 And then the massive&#160 pop the troops got while Chrissy Aggie-Hocktuey sand the national anthem?

I’ll guaran-damn-tee you Bambi doesn’t get that if he’s there.&#160 (Aguilera might have, had she had a “wardrobe malfunction”.)

Good on ya, NFL fans.

Dennis Miller had the line of the night on O’Reilly tonight concerning the SOTU show:

“I didn’t watch it.&#160 If I’d wanted to see a room full of big asses, I’d watch the Kardashian show.”

Ba.&#160 Dum.&#160 Chee.&#160