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Denizens, I got a couple of One-Legged Man Days&#153 coming up – the first of which is today – so here’s something from the Grab-Bag&#153, courtesy of the Mothergoose.

And a bonus – it’s even kinda topical.

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal. I can hear it now: A black weatherman in Houston saying …

“Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin’ fo’ Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo’! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo’ chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo’ de nearest FEMA office fo’ yo FREE shit!”

This’d be funny if it didn’t have that time-honored Kernel of Truth&#153 to it…

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