[Scene:  aboard Pegasus, hours after the ship hit a cosmic string element deep in Realm™ territory.  Chaos still reigns aboardship, with system restoration battling with general cleanup over which gets priority.  In Engineering, Korrioth, His Rudeness’ Klingon-Vulcan hybrid exec, consults with chief engineer Ozymandias McCool in an ongoing (and highly frustrating – Kor has already knocked Ozy into the bulkhead about four times) attempt to recreate the warp-core intermix formula.
On the bridge, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, with the help of K’hadibak’h, his Klingon tactical officer, has finally managed to clear the debris from the communications station to reach T-Bone McManx.  McManx is unconscious and seriously hurt, suffering several lacerations and a couple of deep gashes.]
K’HADIBAK’H:  It may not be safe to move him, Admiral.
LSIK&T:  No choice, K’ha.  Get him down to Sickbay immediately.
K’HADIBAK’H:  Have we even heard  from Dr. Packard yet?
LSIK&T:  Even if the comms weren’t  down, I imagine he’s got his hands full and then some.  Now move.
K’HADIBAK’H:  Aye, Admiral.
Denizens, I’m almost ready to resume normal…
K’HADIBAK’H: 
LSIK&T:  Off with you, dammit!!!
K’HADIBAK’H:  (grunt)
…uh, as-normal-as-possible posting.  First post out of the box will probably be a PFW catch-up post, then we’ll start looking at the Presidential race a bit.
Stay tuned.