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Denizens, we’re going to start this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 with a game of “Whatever Happened To…” starring Widdle Terri Owens.

Seems he’s still trying to make it back to the NFL – and he apparently has a damned good reason.

Times are tough for Terrell Owens — so much so the currently former NFL star is asking a judge to lower his child support payments … TMZ has learned.

Owens, who is currently not an NFL roster, wants to reduce the payments he’s making for a son he shares with baby mama Monique Reynolds … because, according to his rep, he’s simply not getting paid these days.

The rep says Owens wants to make the payments a little more reasonable, adding, “His child support payments should mirror his income today and not be based on his income from over four years ago.”

That’s right, sportz fanz – Mr. “25 Million Reasons Not To Off Himself” appears to be a little tapped out at the moment.&#160 Does make it kinda hard to support your kiddos when you don’t have any more access to Owner Jethro’s megabucks, y’know?

Problem is, it’s not likely he’ll be on anyone’s roster anytime soon – no one seems to be interested.

When Terrell Owens(notes) showed up at Calabasas High School outside of Los Angeles on Tuesday morning for a workout that would ostensibly show the NFL what the 37-year-old receiver had left just six months after ACL surgery, he was a man nearly alone. Aside from a scattering of media (led by the NFL Network, which televised the workout), there were no confirmations of attendance from NFL teams, and no team gear on the sidelines, according to Lindsay Soto of the NFL Network.

Oh, but that shouldn’t be a problem for Widdle Terri.&#160 After all, there’s ten years of tape on him doing what he does…right?

Right?

Um…okay.

On with the actual on-field stuff.&#160 It’s the last game of the regular season for my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets, as they’ll take on Dunbar prior to their annual one-and-done playoff run.&#160 And it does appear that Vincent Berrones has supplanted Omar Valadez as the starting Heights quarterback, at least if the Western Hills game is any indication (Berrones was 5 of 10; Valadez, oh-for-one).

Dunbar isn’t terrible, just average (as in, up-and-down average).&#160 But I don’t give much chance to a squad that eked out a one-point win over Carter-Riverside.&#160 Heights should get by Dunbar comfortably here.

Saturday, Gary Patterson’s Texas Christian Horned Frogs are up in Laramie to play the UWyoming Cowboys.&#160 Now, Vegas says TCU by 19 here, but I think it’s gonna be closer than that – weather says it’s gonna be in the 20s by halftime, and the Froggies don’t like cold weather all that much.&#160 Field goal deci—uh, oh.&#160

Also Saturday, Bob Stoops’ sixth-ranked Oklahoma Sooners get to start a new home win streak against the Aggies of Texas A&M.&#160 A&M will give OU headaches the first half, then get blown away in the second.&#160 No worries.

And, after what has seemed like the Bataan Death March&#153 for Bo Pelini’s 10th-ranked Nebraska Cornhuskers lately, comes a breather in the form of the Northwestern Wildcats at Lincoln.&#160 NW alternates between being okay & being terrible, and in the Big Ten Eleven Eleven Plus One Ten this year, they’re kinda…terrible.

Nebraska’s an 18-point favorite at home.&#160 Seems solid to me.

Sunday, the Seattle Seahags come a-callin’ against the Dallas Cowgirlz and “El Choko” Romo.&#160 This looks like Dallas-St. Louis all over again – Tavaris Jackson’s the ‘Hag QB, though I don’t even know if he’s playing right now.&#160 And that’s about it – I couldn’t tell you a single skill player on their roster, now that TJ Houshmahoushmahoushmawhatever has signed with Da Raaiiiiiduuuuuhhhhs & reunited with Carson “Bust” Palmer.

Dallas will win this one.&#160 There goes my PFW.

We’re back Monday or so with the recap.&#160 In the meantime, Bucky will have an easy win over Purdue at Camp Randall, and KU looks to keep from getting mauled versus an Iowa State team that shredded Texas Dick-head-i-logical (snicker) last weekend.

And my question for HDD this week is…how does Bret Bielema get Bucky to play a full 60 minutes?

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