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Over my dead body, you fucking ragheaded chickenshits.

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There will be NO  communiques from the Southern Command™ of any  type for at least the next three weeks.

I trust I make myself clear.

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Okay folks, my blood pressure is WAAAAY up after reading this one, and the RCOB is on the verge of exploding.  AAMOF, just get me the Sam’s Club size of duct tape cause my head is 3 seconds from exploding.

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

Too late….

RCOB™ warnings if you dare to read this, which you really should because the shit bags in D.C. have even invaded the US Park Police.

“The area they were standing in and singing is an area that is restricted for this type of activity,” said Sgt. David Schlosser. “The United States Park Police is absolutely content-neutral when it comes to any sort of demonstrations in these areas.”

So that pesky little CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT of FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY or hell, FREEDOM OF SPEECH, is outlawed on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial??????  WTF are you dirtbags gonna do in 18 days when there’s likely to be ohhh gee, a MILLION or SO people doing the same damn thing?????  FYI, if you’re not sure what I’m referring to you might want to visit this site.

“It’s not the content of their activity – that being the national anthem – it’s the location,” he said. “A couple steps and it would have been no problem whatsoever.”

Hey douchebag, they were singing the NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.  Ya know, the country you’re LIVING IN!

Schlosser explained that performances, regardless of content, are banned to “maintain a contemplative and reverent area for the Lincoln Memorial, for the other guests and visitors.”

Once again I say, IT’S THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.  I don’t there’s much more of a song that could be more contemplative and reverent given the locale!!!  Except maybe “God Bless America”.  I’d love to see how that one would have gone over….then again, I’m sure it’s planned for the rally.

Folks, it’s this sort of horseshit that is all due to the fact that we’re letting our FREEDOMS and our LIBERTIES be eaten away by Congress, by activist judges at all levels, and by a White (bet that really chaps Al-Obambi’s illegal citizenship black ass to say that, ya think?) House that is hell-bent on “fundamentally transforming” this country into a Marxist progressive Soviet commune.

Over my dead body they will!  This shit has got to stop, and November can’t get here soon enough.

Stay tuned™

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Back In The Day™ – which, in this case, is to say the Pre-Atkins Era – the Sibling Unit™ and I used to purchase homemade whole-wheat bread from some friends of ours.  Good ingredients, improved our friends’ financial situation – and the bread tasted pretty damned good, too.

Naturally, the Imperial Socialists in the Al-Obambi excuse-for-a-government can’t stand anything like that, so they’re going to do what Nazis always do – crack down on it.

Attorneys for the federal government have argued in a lawsuit pending in federal court in Iowa that individuals have no “fundamental right” to obtain what food they choose.

The brief was filed April 26 in support of a motion to dismiss a lawsuit filed by the Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund over the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s ban on the interstate sale of raw milk.

“There is no ‘deeply rooted’ historical tradition of unfettered access to foods of all kinds,” states the document signed by U.S. Attorney Stephanie Rose, assistant Martha Fagg and Roger Gural, trial attorney for the U.S. Department of Justice.

Would you just like to bet your sweet asses on that, Steffi, honey?  I tend to think that you might find a lot of farmers – not to mention folks who grow tomatoes in their backyards – who might see things a little differently

Hell – Her Irascibleness™ once tried to grow a mini-garden out in our backyard Back In The Day™ – and I’d just have loved  to see your little jackboots come try to do something about that.

“Plaintiffs’ assertion of a ‘fundamental right to their own bodily and physical health, which includes what foods they do and do not choose to consume for themselves and their families’ is similarly unavailing because plaintiffs do not have a fundamental right to obtain any food they wish,” the government has argued.

And the counter-argument goes up:  BULLSHIT.

I’ll eat what I want, as much as I want, when  I want, and just what do you food nazis think you’re going to fucking do  about it?

Bring it on, Steffie, Marfie & Roggie.

Make sure your HMO is paid up first.  Because I’ll probably have a few million folks with me on this one

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It would appear as if the Imperial Socialist Congress™ is poised to give FINGER.TXT to the American people.  (And yes, I’m already experiencing an RCOB™ over it.)

Two good articles on possible responses thereto can be found here and here.

That’s your homework assignment for today.  Go.  Shoo.

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If you watched the Super Bowl (congratulations, Saints!  The C’boys are still  better than you), you no doubt saw (and, if you’re like me, were majorly offended by) this commercial:

This moron seems to think it was a potshot at him and his ilk.

At first blush this seems like more teabagging—appealing to angry white men with the same old stereotype of environmentalists as meddling do-gooders obsessed with picayune behavioral sins.

I didn’t see it that way.  I saw it as Audi trying to shove “green-ism” down my throat & out my piehole.

And, given that we’re living in a society where the old-fashioned lightbulb has been outlawed, that’s got me seeing an RCOB™ Right About Now™.

Congratulations, Audi.  You’ve managed to guarantee that at least one person will never buy your POS excuses-for-cars.

Join Government Motors & Chrysler, right over there on the ashheap of history.  Because that’s where you’re headed.

As for you pussies in the “green police”

You may end up taking me down.  But so help me Cthulu, I’ll have a fucking honor guard.

That, you can fucking take to the bank. 

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If Bambi wants to house the Gitmo prisoners anywhere, AFAIC, he can fucking house them in Idaho.

Unchained.

Unmonitored.

Loose.

Free to roam.

Especially around Boise.  Or perhaps in the neighborhoods of that half-assed excuse-for-a-zebra-crew.

Then – if anything were to happen around there – I’d be inclined to forgive it.

Fuck ‘em all.

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What really  pisses me off about this is that my boy is about to be indoctrinated into this bullshit, and I can’t do much about it – save for some very  illegal shit…

Candidates for certification to teach in public schools in Texas are being told that they will be held accountable for any “heterosexist” leanings and must become agents working to change society, according to one candidate who was alarmed by the demands.

The applicant, who requested anonymity for fear of repercussions, told WND part of the teachings on multiculturalism required him to read several online postings about the issue inside the education industry.

One warns that “teachers and administrators must be held accountable for practices deemed to be racist, sexist, heterosexist, classist, or in any other way discriminatory.” And a second warned that educators must not define education as the basic skills.

Oh, they’ll be held accountable, all right – ‘specially after the fecal material begins to impact the oscillating bladed spindle.

“How do we create a better world? How do we do more than simply survive? As educators, we must help people to become committed to social change,” the article demanded.

Well, I know how you bastards can create a better world – but your survival doesn’t have much to do with it.

Go read the rest.  It’s RCOB™ time for me… 

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Unfortunately, it is completely believable.

It seems that our President is now “sternly” warning us against too much government debt!

Amazing, simply amazing.

I believe the term our founder, in moments such as this makes reference to an RCOB. It definitely applies.

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Hard to keep the RCOB™ off my eyes tonight, Denizens.

For Maxi-pad Waters has seen fit to open her skanky piehole yet again.

“I want those people talked to; I want them interviewed,” Waters told the liberal Bill Press Radio show in a podcast. “I want journalists to be all over those rallies and the marches with the birthers and the teabaggers.”

How about you set the example, skank ho?  How about you come to Texas and say that to my face, you filthy little bitch?

Anytime you want, trollop.  I’ll show you “no justice, no peace”, you stupid little asshole-ette.

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RED ALERT

ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

FoxNews and CNET are reporting here and here that a bill that has been introduced in the Senate by Jay Rockefeller. Senate bill 773, aka the Cybersecurity Act of 2009 would:

offer President Obama emergency control of the Internet and may give him a “kill switch” to shut down online traffic by seizing private networks

Not on my watch!

HELL NO

This piece of shit legislation reeks UNCONSTITUTIONAL all over the place. If this is not a clear attempt at a total power grab by the DEMONSHITTERS and the WHINE HOUSE you obviously are a DEMONSHITTER yourself or are living in a DRUG INDUCED coma.

Attention all SENATORS who even CONSIDER voting yes on this bill. KISS YOUR JOB GOODBYE at the next election. WE THE PEOPLE will not for one iota of a second stand for this overt attempt at turning OUR country into a socialist/marxist oligarchy with Al-Obambi as your puppetmaster.

All Comm channels are to remain open until further notice.

ThatIsAll™

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Your General was casually reading the news on my computer when something came scrolling across that made me RCOB and then nearly call for a tactical strike team to deploy. As most of you know, both Darth and myself are rather “outspoken” when it comes to issues involving the “ed-u-ka-shun” of the young skulls full of mush (for you folks in Rio Linda that’s children). This has become even more relevant for your General since the new Generalette is herself an elementary school educator. And one who is very good at her job (no, there was not any bribing involved to get me to say that).

So, back to on topic….when I came across this article I was ready to…..well, see above.

Holy WTF are they thinking? Wait, obviously these twits over at the (U)seless (N)itwits Education, Social, and Cultural Organization (is it just me or does that name just reek of a “community organization”) do not KNOW how to think clearly. It’s blatantly ignorant beauracrappers like this that are trying to push social engineering agendas down on our childrens that created a generation of hippies and numbskulls that unfortunately have found their way into authority and insist on propagating their so-called social justice.

Folks, I know I don’t need to ask you to do this….but let others know about this. It’s bad enough when Al-Obambi and the Brown Shirt brigade try to spawn this on us, it’s worse when the Useless Nitwits want to spread it all across the globe. This needs to end a merciless death, quickly.

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Just received a notice from the US House Rep. for the Southern HQ that caused a major RCOB. Almost lost enough blood that I nearly had to call the medics in to the Executive Suite. Now I just have this annoying throbbing behind my eyes and temples.

Anyway, what set off this episode. Nothing other than Rep. Culberson reporting that the Obamanation and the Bidenites there in the District of Crackheads have set a new world record for the month of July.

What is it you ask that set this record?

Why SPENDING of course.

“Spend, spend, spend, and spend some more….we’ll just get ol’ Gaitner to print more cash.” was apparently the theme for Al-Obambi and Co. They SPENT $332 BILLION (yes, that is billion with a “B”) on OUR tax dollars during the 31 days of July. That represents the most EVUH spent by ANY administration during a one month period since the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

And on a lighter note, FOX News is report that the Breck Boy is likely to have some ‘splainin’ to do. This could get interesting.

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I’ve said this before, and likely I’ll say it again.

As a Christian, I’m supposed to show love to someone like this, yea even pray for her.  And in a perfect world, that’s exactly what I’d do.

But I’m sorry.  Compassion fails me in favor of the Red Curtain O’ Blood™.  I cannot for the life of me help but want to take my .380 and put a slug through this stupid-assed little bitch’s skull.

A heartless kitty killer hissed angrily at animal rights activists Wednesday, grinning widely as she took credit for stuffing the helpless pet into a 500-degree oven.

“It’s dead, bitch!” snapped an unrepentant Cheyenne Cherry, sticking her tongue out after a plea bargain that will put her behind bars for a year in the May 6 killing of tiny Tiger Lily.

A year.  That’s all the trampy little piece o’ shit whore gets.  A fucking year.  (Of course, if it were a baby  she had done that to, she’d be a fucking hero – right, NARAL?)

You’ll forgive me if I want to do things to her involving a forklift battery, cables, a big tub of water and whatever she’s got that passes for nipples.

Gonorrheic ape.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls….here is your reading assignment.

You WILL go here and read this letter. You WILL do it now.

If you are like everyone else that frequents here, you are like both Darth and myself in that you are completely FED UP with what Obamanation is doing to us and the mockery they are making of our Constitution, you will read that letter.

Take five minutes, heck take fifteen minutes if you need to. Just read it.

Then do what I and the Generalette-to-be have done. Sign the petition that is linked on the same page.

If you care about your country and are tired of the total disregard Al-Obambi and the ENTIRE Washington Inside-the-Beltway clan has for “We The People”, then it’s now time to have your voice heard.

ThatIsAll™

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