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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls….here is your reading assignment.

You WILL go here and read this letter. You WILL do it now.

If you are like everyone else that frequents here, you are like both Darth and myself in that you are completely FED UP with what Obamanation is doing to us and the mockery they are making of our Constitution, you will read that letter.

Take five minutes, heck take fifteen minutes if you need to. Just read it.

Then do what I and the Generalette-to-be have done. Sign the petition that is linked on the same page.

If you care about your country and are tired of the total disregard Al-Obambi and the ENTIRE Washington Inside-the-Beltway clan has for “We The People”, then it’s now time to have your voice heard.

ThatIsAll&#153

(Hat tip to Denizen & fellow blogger David Hartung.)

It isn’t bad enough that Al-Obambi forced Chrysler into bankruptcy under its terms.&#160 It isn’t bad enough that hundreds of dealerships are being forced to close against their will.&#160 Not bad enough that thousands of people are having their jobs forcibly taken from them by B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

If that hasn’t already pulled an RCOB&#153 over your eyes by now…then this will.

As part of its Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Chrysler is terminating one-fourth of its franchises – but some say its catalog of doomed dealerships looks more like a hit list that specifically seeks to put Republican donors out of business.

[…]

President Obama has said the bankruptcy will give the company “a new lease on life,” after his administration spearheaded a plan requiring the company sell to Italian automaker Fiat. Chrysler’s stronger operations will be owned by Fiat, labor and the U.S. and Canadian governments. The sale could close as early as this Friday.

[…]

“The necessary steps have been taken to give one of America’s most storied automakers, Chrysler, a new lease on life,” Obama said. “This is not a sign of weakness.”

But WND reviewed the list of 789 closing franchises and databases of political donors and found that of dealership majority owners making contributions in the November 2008 election, less than 10 percent gifted to Democrats while 90 percent gave substantial sums to Republican candidates.

[…]

Many of the majority owners who donated to Republican campaigns last year also contributed additional thousands to George W. Bush’s presidential campaign in 2004 and to help elect GOP representatives.

Y’get that, Denizens?&#160 The retarded bastard fucks on the Left have squealed for nearly four decades about Nixon’s so-called “enemies list” – but Nixon had nothing on this son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch in the White House.

How much longer, Denizens?&#160 How much longer are we going to put up with this before we pick up the watering can?

Denizens, one thing that pisses the snot outta me about libtards – indeed, one thing that damn near puts an RCOB&#153 around all our eyes is the snot-nosed, elitist notion that, not only are they more intelligent than you, more feeling and caring than you, more thenthitive sensitive&#160 than you – they also believe that they’re more sophisticate, more nuanced – yea, better&#160 than you.&#160 When in fact, of course, all they really are is far & away more pussified and estrogenatified&#160 (a little Shrubya lingo, there) than we on the right ever thought about being.

It is with that in mind that the aforementioned RCOB&#153 falls over my eyes when I read a column appearing in the political department of a site called 411mania.com.

411mania.com, you may be interested in knowing, is a site dedicated to writing about different & myriad things – among them, politics, music, entertainment gossip, professional wrestling, and posting the occasional pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.&#160 Which is to say, the only halfway-decent pieces of shit to come out of this particular website are the wrestling writing and the pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.

Everything else is just abject pussified bullshit.&#160 Such as this column written by a douchebag named “Enrique” who maintains that, yes, waterboarding is torture and anyone who doesn’t agree simply isn’t worthy of being heard.

As the debate over waterboarding-as-torture has unfolded over the last few years, several brave souls/attention whores have voluntarily subjected themselves to the procedure, including the likes of writer/bon vivant Christopher Hitchens and Fox News reporter Steve Harrigan.

Harrigan I don’t know – not that I’d care about him if I did&#160 know him.

Hitchens, though, I’d personally plant in a foxhole in Afghanistan for 48 hours, then bring him up just to see to whom he was praying.&#160 Just for shits & giggles, you understand.

On Friday, Matthew “Mancow” Muller became the latest willing waterboard victim during a segment on his popular radio program.

Ex-squeeze me?&#160 Baking powder?&#160 There’s a radio program hosted by someone named Mancow?

Actually, I tend to like what Guest #1613 had to say in comments about that:

since when does mancow have a popular radio show? Doesn’t it actually have to be played in major markets to be popular?

Preach it, brother.

After only a few seconds and less than a gallon of water, the shivering rightwing talker had to admit waterboarding is “absolutely torture.”

Yeah, well – when he becomes a bona fide&#160 expert on what constitutes “torture” and what doesn’t, maybe he might gain a little street cred.

For now, though, it’s gonna take more than the word of someone who goes by the name “Mancow” to convince me that what they were doing to Khalid Sheikh Mohammad constituted “torture”.

C’mon, “Enrique”.&#160 I’ll wait.

And excuse me for asking, but since when was “Mancow” ever considered a conservative?&#160 We got anything to back that up?

Two points: First, according to publicly available information, no more than three alleged terrorists in U.S. custody have been waterboarded, meaning that several more people have waterboarded themselves recreationally

And of course, we won’t talk about the scores of military personnel who undergo this type of treatment as part of their combat training.&#160 I guess they don’t count, you see.

Certainly they don’t to the Pussified Left&#153.

than were waterboarded as part of the so-called Global War on Terror.

Excuse me, “Enrique”?&#160 “So-called” Global War on Terror?&#160 Have you not been paying attention during the last eight years or so?&#160 Or do you supposed we can just make nicey-nice to those poor, old misunderstood ragheads Arabs and see – just see&#160 what it is they want, hm?

Second, any suggestion that waterboarding isn’t torture simply isn’t serious.

What, “Enrique”, because you&#160 say so?.&#160 The Ultamate Moral Authority&#153 on all our lives?&#160 He Who Can Tell Us What To Think Or Believe At Will&#153?&#160 You don’t want to call us “serious” because we happen to think you’re a dumb fuck when it comes to the definition of “torture”?

Would you like to “seriously” try saying that to a military man’s face, for example?&#160 See how “serious” he or she thinks it really it?

Hell, I think I’d pay real money&#160 to see that.

Although waterboarding doesn’t appear to cause lasting physical damage, it obviously falls under any reasonable person’s definition of torture.

Because, of course, it doesn’t cause lasting physical damage.&#160 Unlike beheading, connecting an auto battery to the nipples, lashes across the back with a whip/cane/what have you, which our pussy “Enrique” here apparently doesn’t&#160 consider “torture”.

Conservatives might conceivably be able to argue that such low-impact torture should be legal in certain circumstances (even if those circumstances are extraordinarily unlikely to ever occur)

You’re damned right we can make that argument, dumbass.&#160 Just ask the aforementioned Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who gave up information after undergoing waterboarding that prevented potentially several thousand Americans from being hurt or killed.

Oh, but you can’t make the case for extended interrogation techniques.&#160 Doesn’t work, after all.&#160

But anyone who claims waterboarding is not torture – such as Liz Cheney did on Good Morning America – should be politely dismissed from the realm of civil discourse.

And any limp-wristed, pansy-assed douchebag pussy named “Enrique” who seriously thinks that should be taken out back and had the shit beaten out of him for wanting to deny us our right to express our opinion.

Get the motherfucker within five feet of me and I’ll be happy to volunteer.

Dumbshit little fucknozzle.&#160

Most of our Men (and Women) In Blue&#153 are honorable folk who want nothing more than to serve the public at large.&#160 They’re salt of the earth people who’d give you the shirts of their backs if they thought it would help.&#160 (And some of my family have served, so I know whereof I speak.)

Then we have assholes like Robert Powell.

During the traffic stop, caught on the officer’s in-car camera, Powell berated the driver, 26-year-old NFL running back Ryan Moats, and threatened him with arrest for running a traffic light.

“I can screw you over,” said Powell, 25. “I’d rather not do that.”

There’s a helluva analogy I could make here, if I didn’t think I’d have a SWAT team busting down my door shortly thereafter – so I’d rather not do that.

Moats’ mother-in-law, Jonetta Collinsworth, was struggling at 45 with breast cancer that had spread throughout her body. Family members rushed to her bedside from as far away as California.

On March 17, the Moatses had gone to their Frisco home to get some rest. Around midnight, they received word that they needed to hurry back to the hospital if they wanted to see Collinsworth before she died.

The couple, along with Collinsworth’s father and an aunt, jumped into the SUV and headed back toward the hospital. They exited the Dallas North Tollway, just down the street from the hospital.

Moats turned on his hazard lights. He stopped at a red light, where, he said, the only nearby motorist signaled for him to go ahead. He went through.

Powell, watching traffic from a hidden spot, flipped on his lights and sirens. In less than a minute, he caught up to the SUV and followed for about 20 more seconds as Moats found a parking spot outside the emergency room.

Now, most&#160 of Dallas’ Finest&#153 would have, upon learning of the situation, allowed the family to proceed, and dealt with any incurred infractions later.&#160 And of that subset of Dallas officers, an overwhelming majority would have let a minor thing like running a light pass – particularly in light of the mitigating circumstances.

Not widdle Nazi Bobbi, though.

Tamishia, 27, was the first out. Powell drew his gun and yelled at her to get back in.

“Get in there!” he yelled. “Let me see your hands!”

“My mom is dying,” she explained to him.

Powell was undeterred.

“I saw in his eyes that he really did not care,” Tamishia Moats said. “Honestly, I don’t think I cared that he had a gun pointed at me. My train of thought is that I’m going to see my mom in the hospital before she dies.”

Tamishia Moats and her great-aunt ignored the officer and headed into the hospital.

“It was almost like a movie,” she said, “It felt like we had robbed a bank or something.”

Ryan Moats, who stayed behind with the father of the dying woman, said Powell also pointed his gun at him. He said he put his hands on the car because he was afraid that he might get shot.

That probably would have given widdle Bobbi a widdle ol’ stiffie, y’know?

But that’s not the hell of it, though, Denizens.&#160 This fuckface still&#160 doesn’t think he did anything wrong!

Powell was hired in January 2006. Assistant Chief Floyd Simpson said Powell told police officials that he believed that he was doing his job.

Oh?&#160 So his job involves making an already shitty day for someone, about as bad as things can normally get during an average day, just that much worse?&#160 And then just claim that he was just “doing his job”?

Now, the top of the above-linked article has Dallas police chief David Kunkle apologizing for Officer Powertrip Powell’s actions.&#160 Somehow, it rings a little hollow RightAboutNow&#153, y’know?

On the Dallas Police Department’s web page, they promise&#160 us that

The men and women of the Dallas Police Department will work with the citizens of Dallas to provide the highest level of quality, professional service that the City of Dallas deserves.

You’ll understand if, just for this one night, I call bullshit.

Pardon me, guys.&#160 I can’t say anything more.&#160 There’s an RCOB covering my eyes at the moment.&#160

Al-Obambi signed the Porkulus bill earlier today. Get ready for the floor to drop out from under us all…..

UPDATE: Looks like the stock market clued in pretty damn fast. The DOW closed down THREE HUNDRED POINTS today, closing at a new low not seen in nearly a decade. Which was when boys and girls???? Can you say “Kaiser Wilhelm Von Slickmeister” and the previous reigning administration of deceit and lies???? I knew you could.

Talk about a lie….the “American Recovery and Reinvestment Act” as we all know is just a swindler’s way of saying “tax and spend”, which we all know is the modus operandi of the Demonscum since FDR. Not only that, but by signing the bill, Al-Obambi has broken YET ANOTHER campaign promise (certainly won’t be the last you can bet). Need further information on just how BAD this pork is and the lies, check out some of these tidbits from this article by Joseph Farah:

“When there is a bill that ends up on my desk as the president, you the public will have five days to look online and find out what’s in it before I sign it,” he said. His campaign called the idea the “sunshine before signing promise.”

…exactly one business day after the approval of the bill, Obama has signaled he will sign it.

You might want to sit down for this…….

* Before this bill is signed, actual federal obligations are already $65.5 trillion – exceeding the gross domestic product of the entire world.

* The Obama administration economic stimulus package is going to force the Treasury to borrow approximately $2.5 trillion in 2009 and another $4 trillion in 2010, with the result of increasing the current $10 trillion national debt by 65 percent in just two years. If the Obama administration increases the national debt by 65 percent every two years, the debt will be $16.5 trillion in 2010 and $27.225 trillion by 2012, the year of the next presidential election.

* If you had gone into business on the day Jesus was born, and your business lost a million dollars a day, 365 days a year, it would take you until October 2737 to lose $1 trillion.

* $1 trillion dollars divided by 300 million Americans comes out to $3,333 per person.

* One trillion $1 bills stacked one on top of the other would reach nearly 68,000 miles into the sky, about a third of the way from the Earth to the moon.

* Earth’s home galaxy, the Milky Way, is estimated to contain about 200 billion stars. So, if each star cost $1, $1 trillion would buy five Milky Way galaxies full of stars.

If you’re not sick yet, you will be once this payable starts going for your wallet.

Methinks it’s time to start the secession petitions folks. I for one certainly want off this donktard bus….cause it “fo’ shure” ain’t goin’ in the right direction…..

Obligatory RCOB in 5…4….3………..

All of us are patently aware that there’s more and more month at the end of the money these days. We’re also aware that banks, mortgage lenders, and potentially the automakers are getting a bailout — which ends up coming out of our (as in yours and mine) pockets…..emptier as they’re getting.

But when you read this article, prepare for a RCOB moment (as Darth is so famous for using) or at least keep a roll of duct tape handy to keep thy noggin’ from ‘splodin.

Today taxpayers are supporting our former presidents to the tune of more than $2.9 million. Their yearly salary pension is $191,000. Aside from that, each gets a staff; that staff costs you, the taxpayer, $96,000 per president.

Yeah, ain’t that just speh-shulllllll to quote the Church Lady from SNL.

But it should come as no surprise as to who the greediest bastard is when expecting us to pay for his “bills” is. Read and prepare for the RCOB. Duct tape is optional.

You have been warned.

If the fact that the banks, Wall Street firms, and now the Big 3 automakers sauntered up to the Congressional handout window begging wasn’t bad enough…now we find out what they were doing BEFORE they ventured to D.C.? This article here will give you a good idea of some of those things.

Key industry actors in the current financial crisis gave $14 million to conventions, CFI reports. The following are some of its findings:

• Freddie Mac gave $500,000, half to each committee.
• Ford Motor Company donated $200,000 for the conventions, half to each host committee (Also, Kirk Kerkorian, Ford’s largest shareholder with ties to GM and Chrysler, gave $3.5 million).
• General Motors provided 735 new cars to the Democratic and Republican Party convention committees for elected officials’ use.
• American International Group, or AIG, gave $1.5 million split evenly between the two committees
• Hedge funds and their managers gave $3.9 million – $2.7 million to Republicans and $1.2 million to Democrats.
• Investment companies including Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, J.P. Morgan Chase, UBS and Lehman Brothers, gave $1.5 million.
• Other financial institutions that have received or are eligible for bailouts, such as Citigroup, U.S. Bancorps, Wells Fargo and Bank of America, donated $2.9 million – much of it was given to the Republican committee.

Yet each and every one of these firms have either requested or have received some of OUR (meaning yours and mine) hard-earned money in the form of bailouts. As we all know, if you or I were to make that sort of transaction and then come begging for money four months later — we’d be told “so sorry, but you f—ed up and now you have to suffer the consequences”.

Don’t you find it interesting that the folks in D.C. just do not get the clue that “bigger” is not “better” when it comes to the size of government. We the people are making it clearer to them that we’re not wanting bigger, but they just smile and nod and then behind our backs right in front of our faces are proceeding to nationalize what little manufacturing capabilities this country HASN’T sold out to the Chinese.

“If the executives who have come to Washington, hat in hand, looked familiar to members of Congress, maybe it’s because they met over the summer at the conventions,” CRP Executive Director Sheila Krumholz said in a statement. “The conventions provided representatives of major corporations and industries with many opportunities to interact with Washington’s decision-makers. Those conversations may have paid off just weeks later, when the government started handing out money to those companies and industries that are struggling.”

No wonder the Big 3 CEOs looked so comfortable on the C-SPAN cameras and not like someone who was called in to the office knowing you’re about to be handed a pink slip. Which is clearly what needs to be happening, instead of being given $10M bonuses or allowed to make use of their so-called “golden parachutes”.

Does it not just PISS you off when the message being sent out by these bailout is “Yo big biz, go ahead fail….we’ll reward you all the same. It’s OUR money anyway…”? Gee what a wonderful message to send to a generation that ALREADY has the entitlement mentality!!!!

Need we ponder any longer on why the US is not mentioned in Revelations? Nope, I don’t think so either.

Dismissed&#153

As of right now, I’m as ashamed to be an American as I’ve ever been.&#160 And I’m ashamed to be a resident of Dallas County.

Happily, I can correct the latter.&#160 Fixing the former will take some doing.

Barack HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi, the Manchurian Muslim, the Dickless Wonder, the “Messiah”, Jugears McHopenchange, managed to steal the election last night with the help of: a) the Lame Stream Mediots&#153, who have cast aside all pretense of being in the tank for this feckless jackass, b) ACORN, who couldn’t illegally register enough illegal voters fast enough, and c) illegal aliens, who benefited not only from ACORN’s tactics, but from election officials who couldn’t – or wouldn’t – take the time & effort needed to make sure that legal citizens’ votes&#160 retained their full value.

And in Dallas County, a bunch of stupid-assed elitist bastards managed to shove an incompetent lesbian down our throats again for the office of sheriff.&#160 Thanks to an assload of illegal alien voting, I’ll soon be looking for residence in an adjoining county.&#160 One which doesn’t have its head up its socialist ass.

And to add insult to injury, the fucking damnfool extra-chromosome jackasses in western Pennsylvania put Benedict Murtha back in office.

Shit-for-brains fuckheads, all of you.

About the only good things to come out of yesterday’s elections were that the faggots got their dicks cut off and handed to them, and that enough Minnesotans woke up and figured out that no, he’s not good enough or smart enough, and he’s not really that well liked.

But now I have about 62 million enemies.&#160 And I’m serious about what’s up on the banner – if you voted for that son-of-a-bitch Obambi, you’re now my enemy.&#160 Anything I can legally do to make your life a living hell, I’ll do it.&#160 And I’m going to give your illegal occupier of the White House exactly&#160 the amount of respect you gave George W. Bush – that is to say, less than fuckin’ zero.

From this point forward, Jugears McHopenchange will be known by his formal title, the Ayatollah Obambi.&#160 His bitch-of-a-wife will be known as the First Stupid Cunt&#153 Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 (Apologies to cunts.)&#160 His fuckfaced little excuse-for-an-administration will be known as Al-Obambi.

And every bad thing that happens to the Unites States from this point forward, whether it’s the economy, teen pregnancy, downturns in the war or a fucking hangnail on the right little toe of Joe The Plumber&#153, will be fully blamed on B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

This is what you asked for, you retarded liberal fucks.

Get used to it.&#160 I’m through being nice.

As you guys know by now, the Sorprano Court of the United Socialist States of Amerika ruled in favor of allowing B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi to steal the Ohio election, making things that much more difficult for John McCain to win.&#160 Other battleground states are very likely to follow.

(Malkin has more here.)

What really pisses me off about this, though, is that it was all the Supreme Whores&#153 who heard the appeal – and:

There were no dissents so evidently Roberts, Alito, Scalia, and Thomas agreed.

So I guess it’s now “let every vote count, even the illegal ones”.&#160 Even for treasonous bastards on whom we thought&#160 we could rely.

Nine ropes.&#160 Nine trees.&#160 Plenty of “ventilation facilitators” for afterwards.

You know the drill.

If I can get over the absolute rage I’m feeling right now towards John Cor-whore, Kay Bitchy Slutchinson and the rest of the motherfucking bastards in the House & Senate who voted for Crap Sandwich 2.0&#153, I’ll have something to say about it tomorrow.

For now…I’m willing to bet B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi doesn’t want you to see this&#160 video, either:

Memo to those who will hear:&#160 Start stockpiling it, as much as you can, as quickly as you can.