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According to Hannity – well, he didn’t say this directly, but you can see the parallel – the Oscar ratings are mirroring the 2004 election.

While early ratings suggested that last night’s show was going to be the most-watched ceremony in several years, more comprehensive numbers indicate that the show lost&#160 viewers from last year.

Sort of like how the early exit polls suggested a Kerry romp – until we heard from Flyover Country&#153.

Okay, this Christina Rock diatribe can’t go unFisked, sorry.&#160 I didn’t watch (surprise!!!), so I didn’t see his distasteful little schtick.&#160 But apparently, others saw it and they weren’t impressed, either.

And, after reading his verbal flatulence, it’s not hard to see why…

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Sucks to be Syria right at the moment.

Fox News is reporting that the pro-Syrian government of Lebanon has resigned en masse&#160 after days of anti-Syrian protests.

I’ll admit – this surprises me.&#160 I was talking about these protests with Imperial Torturer&#153 B.C. yesterday, and I’d predicted that this would turn into Tiananmen 2005.&#160 Dictators simply don’t normally give up their power that easily.&#160 So, yeah – this surprises me a bit.

But there’s another item today that gives one the impression that Syria might have the appearance of a proverbial deer-in-the-headlights with the SUV bearing down on it:&#160 Israel has fingered Syria for last week’s suicide bombing at a Tel Aviv nightclub.

Damascus might want to ask the Palestinians displaced Jordanians what happens when Israel figures out who’s attacked them.

The SUV isn’t slowing down, Syria.&#160 Might wanna get out of the way before you get run over. (snicker)

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Our “Slight Difference There, Dumbass” division weighs in today with this quip from Vladdy Putin to President Bush the other day during the recent summit.

When Bush confronted his Russian counterpart about the freedom of the press in Russia, Putin shot back with an attack of his own: “We didn’t criticize you when you fired those reporters at CBS.”

As the President tried to explain to you, Pee-Yewtin, you imbecile – the press in this&#160 country isn’t controlled by the governemnt.

Slight difference there, dumbass.

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