Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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[Scene:  The bridge of Pegasus.  Our Intrepid Heroes™ find themselves near the Realm™-Imperial Empire™ border, having a look at what appears to be a derelict Imperial Star Destroyer, adrift in space.  Executive officer Captain Korrioth is at the science station, taking sensor readings.  Communications officer T-Bone McManx is intently listening for any response to the numerous hails he’s already sent the vessel.  Navigator & weapons officer K’hadibak’h is looking expectantly back at Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, eagerly awaiting the command to lock onto the craft and destroy it with the ship’s new transphasic torpedoes.  His Rudeness™ sits & stares thoughtfully at the viewscreen, absently chewing a knuckle.]
LSIK&T:  Still no life signs, Captain?
KORRIOTH:  Negative, Admiral.  The vessel appears to have been abandoned.
LSIK&T:  McManx, have you managed to make out its registry yet?
T-BONE:  Admiral, it appears to be Lyudmila  – Emperor Misha’s personal vessel.
KORRIOTH:  I thought he commandeered Executor II  for his personal use…?
LSIK&T:  Not since that incident with Durron and the Sun Crusher.  Got his ass rightly singed on that one – Executor  simply isn’t fast enough nor manueverable enough.  (chews more knuckle)  I wonder…
KORRIOTH:  Admiral!!!  Torpedo tubes arming!!!
LSIK&T:  Evasive pattern Gamma!!!  K’hadibak’h, shields, now!!!
K’HADIBAK’H:  Incoming!!!
LSIK&T:  All hands, brace for impact!!!!!
[Everyone flinches as Lyudmila’s  shot finds its target – the viewscreen of Pegasus  – and hits with a sickly-sounding sploosh.  (Think of Dark Helmet’s vessel getting jammed in Spaceballs.)  Once His Rudeness™ realizes they haven’t been vaporized, he cautiously peeks up.  A massive scowl crosses his face.]
LSIK&T:  Oh, shit.  It’s a frickin’ meme!!!
I’m supposed to divulge some weird facts about His Imperial Vileness, Brendan?
…
So now I get to tag people, mheh.
KORRIOTH:  Better you than me.
LSIK&T:  Shut up or I’ll put you in command of the Hum-a-zoo.
KORRIOTH:  (grunt)
Okay, okay.  Six weird things that few folks know about me.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.