Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Denizens, tonight’s eulogy for the great Charlton Heston will be pushed back a night, due to my being a @(%*@^@()82ing on-call tech who wishes he could’ve stuck the pacifier in the other end of some of his crybaby clients.
But don’t mind me.  Right now I’m in as foul of a mood as I’ve been in a while.  The Shelliak are not  going to enjoy the upcoming negotiations…
Gee, Bennie – y’don’t say???
Try telling that to that Mexican, Catholic  bimbo who played “rent-a-husband” with me last year.  
Misha reports that the Inbred Phucktard, Phred “Phaggot” Phelps, has attempted to file bankruptcy to escape a civil judgment and had it thrown back in his face.
Normally, we’d be dancing a 
over this.  That son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch has had this coming for a while now, and I for one am pleased to see him get it in the shorts.
While Misha & the Rotties are dancing in the streets, though, I see one small, almost insignificant problem with this procedure:
If they can do it to Phred Phelps…they can do it to you.
Denizens, I put that in the block for a reason.  I can’t put too fine a point on this.  Anything, anything  that happens to Westboro Baptist Church can happen to your church or my church.  Or you and me – if we suddenly become enemies of the state.  And all that has to happen is for the government to decide that some religion…say, Christianity…has become a liiiiiiittle too extreme  for its tastes.
It happened to the Branch Davidians.  It’s happening to Focus on the Family right now in Canada.
“But Spats”, I almost hear you saying, “Algore would have to visit Hell and cause it to freeze over before that has a snowball’s chance of happening to the churches here.  They wouldn’t dare  do that to us.”
Phaggot Phreddy Phelps thought that, too.  Which is exactly why he filed for bankruptcy.
Think about it.
Item:  A bimboid who’s really too damned ugly to be wearing nipple rings sets off a metal detector at the Lubbock airport.  TSA officials adhere to policy in forcing the trollop to remove the “jewelry”.  She pitches a fit, hires a big-name feminazi attorney and forces TSA to cave.
Item:  Now the fat cow is being honored by some cackling-hen quilting bee of which no one’s ever heard, presumably because SHE SPOKE TRUTH TO POWER, W00+ W00+!!!
Reaction #1:  I don’t supposed it ever occurred to you, Mandibitch, to TAKE THE DAMNED THINGS OUT BEFORE GOING TO THE AIRPORT?!?!?!?!
Reaction #2:  What the hell are you doing wearing nipple rings anyway?  It’s not like you’re that  good-looking, y’know?
UPDATE:  Reaction #3:  Presumably, Mandi Hammi’s trollop excuse-for-an-attorney, Gloria Allred, was quoted as saying:
“The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.”
Well, certainly yours  ain’t, Allred.  Then again, I don’t know of anyone who really wants  to see you nekkid, y’know?  
Denizens, I think it’s time to sound the Realm Red Alert™ on this one.  There’s no time to waste; we need to do something now.
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