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Denizens, tonight’s eulogy for the great Charlton Heston will be pushed back a night, due to my being a @(%*@^@()82ing on-call tech who wishes he could’ve stuck the pacifier in the other end of some of his crybaby clients.

But don’t mind me.&#160 Right now I’m in as foul of a mood as I’ve been in a while.&#160 The Shelliak are not&#160 going to enjoy the upcoming negotiations…


Gee, Bennie – y’don’t say???

Try telling that to that Mexican, Catholic&#160 bimbo who played “rent-a-husband” with me last year.&#160


Misha reports that the Inbred Phucktard, Phred “Phaggot” Phelps, has attempted to file bankruptcy to escape a civil judgment and had it thrown back in his face.

Normally, we’d be dancing a over this.&#160 That son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch has had this coming for a while now, and I for one am pleased to see him get it in the shorts.

While Misha & the Rotties are dancing in the streets, though, I see one small, almost insignificant problem with this procedure:

If they can do it to Phred Phelps…they can do it to you.

Denizens, I put that in the block for a reason.&#160 I can’t put too fine a point on this.&#160 Anything, anything&#160 that happens to Westboro Baptist Church can happen to your church or my church.&#160 Or you and me – if we suddenly become enemies of the state.&#160 And all that has to happen is for the government to decide that some religion…say, Christianity…has become a liiiiiiittle too extreme&#160 for its tastes.

It happened to the Branch Davidians.&#160 It’s happening to Focus on the Family right now in Canada.

“But Spats”, I almost hear you saying, “Algore would have to visit Hell and cause it to freeze over before that has a snowball’s chance of happening to the churches here.&#160 They wouldn’t dare&#160 do that to us.”

Phaggot Phreddy Phelps thought that, too.&#160 Which is exactly why he filed for bankruptcy.

Think about it.


Item:&#160 A bimboid who’s really too damned ugly to be wearing nipple rings sets off a metal detector at the Lubbock airport.&#160 TSA officials adhere to policy in forcing the trollop to remove the “jewelry”.&#160 She pitches a fit, hires a big-name feminazi attorney and forces TSA to cave.

Item:&#160 Now the fat cow is being honored by some cackling-hen quilting bee of which no one’s ever heard, presumably because SHE SPOKE TRUTH TO POWER, W00+ W00+!!!

Reaction #1:&#160 I don’t supposed it ever occurred to you, Mandibitch, to TAKE THE DAMNED THINGS OUT BEFORE GOING TO THE AIRPORT?!?!?!?!

Reaction #2:&#160 What the hell are you doing wearing nipple rings anyway?&#160 It’s not like you’re that&#160 good-looking, y’know?

UPDATE:&#160 Reaction #3:&#160 Presumably, Mandi Hammi’s trollop excuse-for-an-attorney, Gloria Allred, was quoted as saying:

“The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.”

Well, certainly yours&#160 ain’t, Allred.&#160 Then again, I don’t know of anyone who really wants&#160 to see you nekkid, y’know?&#160


Denizens, I think it’s time to sound the Realm Red Alert&#153 on this one.&#160 There’s no time to waste; we need to do something now.

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