Geez, win one  half-assed, doesn’t-count-towards-friggin’-squat  straw poll, and suddenly Bozo the Pizza Clown thinks he’s a fucking kingmaker.
Herman Cain would not support Rick Perry’s candidacy should Perry become the Republican Party’s presidential nominee in 2012, Cain told CNN on Wednesday.
Cain, a Georgia businessman who won the Florida Republican straw poll this past weekend, cited Perry’s support, as Texas governor, for giving in-state tuition to illegal immigrants as the primary reason he would withhold his endorsement.
“Today I could not support Rick Perry for a host of reasons. Him being soft on securing the border is one of the reasons. I feel very strongly about the need to secure the border for real, the need to enforce the laws that are already there, the need to promote the path to citizenship that’s already there,” Cain told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. “But more importantly empower the states to enforce the national/federal immigration laws because the federal government didn’t do it, can’t do it, they never will do it. So that’s where I think he and I have a basic fundamental difference of opinion.”
While I positively abhor Big Dickhead Perry’s approach towards illegals, I’m also absolutely convinced that he’s the only one with the stones to take on B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi.  Besides, he’s demonstrated in the past that he’s not married to his political positions when sufficient opposition exists – witness the Gardasil flap and the Trans-Texas Corridor fiasco.  Each time, he stood up for his position, only to relent when sufficient opposition to his idea manifested itself.  He will  listen to his constituentcy, which is more than any of can say for a lot of our politicians.
But if you wanna go down that road, Hermie, then two can play that game.
I say now, and for the record, that I endorse Rick Perry for President of the United States.  And I will not vote for any other GOP nominee in the general election.
That means, Hermie, that should you  somehow luck into the nomination, you can go try to win the White House without my vote.  I won’t vote for you, for Michele “Duh, when did Elvis die again?” Bachmann, for Jon-boy Huntsman, for Chris Christie – and I sure as Hell  won’t vote for Gingrinch, or Mittens, and especially not for your  ugly ass.
(Oh, did I mention I won’t vote for you, Cain?)
Let’s see how you  like it when the people play your sorry-assed game better than you can.