He’s forced an Executive Decision™ on me.
Arlington Heights 34, Eastern Hills 7
at #20 TCU 33, SMU
TShitland Ponies 23, SMUT‘s Hand-Picked Pussy Zebras 17 (OT)at #2 Oklahoma 62, Ball State 6
#8 Nebraska 17, at #7 Wisconsin 48
at Dallas 30, Detroit
LionsPussies 34
About the only notable thing about Jackets-Highlanders was the storm that forced a postponement of the game at halftime.  Heights was up 20-7 at the time, and scored two more touchdowns Saturday night, when the game resumed.
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The four-lettered has a graphic in their recaps that goes like “The game was over when…”
In this case, the game was over when Ball State’s bus pulled into the stadium parking lot.
Landry Jones went 23-33-425 and five – yeah, five – touchdowns.  Broyles caught four balls for 109 yards and two TDs, and Jaz Reynolds caught five for 141 yards and a score.  The defense even got in the act, too, stripping Cardinal QB Keith Wenning in the third quarter and running it back 22 yards for a score, and also picking him off three times.
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Welcome to the Big Ten, Bo Pelini.
Russell Wilson gave Nebraska a harsh welcome to the Big Ten, throwing for two touchdowns and running for another in No. 7 Wisconsin’s 48-17 rout of the eighth-ranked Cornhuskers on Saturday night.
Montee Ball ran for 151 yards and four touchdowns for the Badgers (5-0, 1-0 Big Ten). But Wilson was the main attraction for a primetime television audience as Wisconsin overcame a slow start to solidify its status as the class of the conference.
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It was another big step for Wilson, the former North Carolina State quarterback who gave up minor league baseball to return to college football and play for a Badgers team that seemed to have all the pieces of a BCS bowl contender but needed a quarterback.
Five games into the season, there’s no reason to think otherwise.
Wilson had played well in his first four games for the Badgers after joining them over the summer, but hadn’t yet been tested by a top-level opponent since his days with the Wolfpack.
And he still hasn’t.  Nebraska simply isn’t ready for prime time.  They’ve got a long, long way to go before they can be considered good enough for the Big Ten.  Taylor Martinez, especially, played like the sophomore he is. throwing three interceptions.
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Guess I should look on the bright side:  At least Ross Evans didn’t cost TCU this one.
Yes, it’d be easy to blame senior quarterback cornerback Greg McCoy.  He was Quincy “Toast” Butler-like all day long, and his brain-fart fumble to start the second half was scooped up for a Shitland Pony score.  And Patterson went for two after a score and failed, when a PAT would’ve won us the game.  (Not that Evans is automatic or anything.)
But the simple fact of the matter is that Peruna’s Pissweasels™ brought their own, hand-picked Conference USA officiating crew with them.
You do the math.
A phantom pass-interference penalty took away a Frog interception.  The Shitland Ponies scored two plays later.  Another phantom pass-interference penalty led to a field goal.  And a bogus roughing-the-passer penalty led to another Horse’s Ass touchdown.
There’s a reason TCU got out of Conference USA a long time ago, and we saw it Saturday.  The fact is that SMUT couldn’t have won Saturday without help – which has pretty much been the story ever since they came back from the Death Penalty™.
So the moral of the story is clear:  When playing the Shitlands…bring your own zebras.
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Never had the Cowgirlz lost when leading at any time during the game by 24.
Until Sunday.
Up 27-3 in the third, Tony “El Choko” Romo personelly let the Pussies back in the game, throwing consecutive pick-sixes to bring the score to 27-17.  Smelling blood in the water, Detroit attacked while Dallas collapsed.
A third interception, thrown off El Choko’s back foot, led to the winning touchdown for the Pussies, thus completing the collapse.
This is what a once-proud franchise has been reduced to.  One playoff win in 16 years, and not headed back to the playoffs anytime soon, if – as Owner Jethro insists – they’re going to live & die with El Choko.
“As Tony goes, we’ll go,” said Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
Says it all, right there.  Condemned to losing football for the foreseeable future.
This week:  2-3.  Overall:  19-5.
The PFW will return Thursday…again (sigh)…when we’ll kick ESPN’s skanky ass, and declare a Guaranteed Win Night™.
MERLIN:  Ahem.
MERLIN:  Yes, Wizard?
MERLIN:  You mentioned an Executive Decision™.
VENOMOUS:  Ah yes – I did.
From this point forward, for every game El Choko starts, the Perfect Football Weekend™ will not include the Cowgirlz, but whomever they’re playing.  Tune in 10 days from now to see whom that will be.
(Or check the schedule yourself – I don’t care.)