Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:17
[SCENE: Deep space. Pegasus is burning.
Cut to interior view, where crew members are hurrying into what passes for escape pods. Cut to the ship’s cramped excuse-for-a-cargo bay, where His Rudeness’ personal courier, Excelsior…just blew up, narrowly missing Lord Venomous and General Korrioth.]
VENOMOUS: So help me Cthulhu, Narrator, your union boss best get his ass to running…!
[What, you think this is my fault? I didn’t write this crappy screenplay!]
VENOMOUS: Like I’m supposed to take your word for it? After what your predecessor pulled?
[You have my word, m’liege – I’m not responsible for this one, promise.]
VENOMOUS: Fine, then – into an escape pod with you.
KORRIOTH: I don’t suppose you’ve got a separating bridge module up your sleeve, do you, m’lord?
VENOMOUS (grinning maniacally): As luck would have it…mheh. C’mon.
Denizens, this time both machines blew up at very nearly the same time. Word to the wise: if you have an older Core 2 or AMD64, don’t upgrade to Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit. It no likee.
The PFW recap will be delayed another day or so while I clean things up around here.