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MERLIN:&#160 Meaning, of course, that it’s what you want, even if none of the rest of us do.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Meaning, old man, that it’s what Mrs. Venomous wants, and she still has the cast-iron skillet.

MERLIN:&#160 (ulp!)

…here once again, is the recipe for “Vodka Christmas Cake”.

You will need:&#160 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1…bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.&#160 Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.&#160 Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.&#160 Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.&#160 Beat again.&#160 At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.&#160 Turn off the mixerer thingy.&#160 Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.&#160 Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.

Mix on the turner.&#160 If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.&#160 Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.&#160 Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the Vodka.&#160 Now $%^& shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.&#160 Add one table.&#160 Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.&#160 Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.&#160 Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.&#160 Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.&#160 Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Does it work with Romulan ale?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yeah, but you might not get past “Take a large bowl…”

KORRIOTH:&#160 I’ll risk it.

OZY McCOOL:&#160 You would.

KORRIOTH:&#160 (grunt)


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