Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:15
[SCENE: Realm spacedock. Previously ready to resume her travels, ISS Pegasus floats, adrift (save for the artificial moorings securing her), mostly powerless.
Cut to the bridge, where General Korrioth busies himself attempting to fix the latest computer crash. In walks engineer Ozymandias McCool with padd in hand.]
KORRIOTH: Ah, there you are, McCool. Report, please.
[McCool is rather taken aback - he's not used to this cordiality from the Klingon-Vulcan hybrid - but does an admirable job of recovery.]
OZY McCOOL: Not the best news, General. Probably another week or so to bring the main core online. Has anyone notified the Admiral yet?
KORRIOTH (grinning wolfishly): Oh, he knows, Commander. He knows…
[Cut to SCENE: Inside the Facebook energy ribbon from the original “Death” series. From an empty view, two humans, a Klingon, a Romulan and several Bynars & Jawas crash to the floor, lifeless.
Pan the camera to a hooded figure, both arms outstreched, both hands making a Force-choke gesture.
The figure slowly moves his hands to his hood and removes it, revealing Lord Darth Venomous, whose agitated countenance includes a pair of dazzlingly bright purple eyes.]
VENOMOUS: Does anybody else want to try and say it’s not their fault?!?!?!
Okay, guys, the Big Box is down again – and yes, it’s because the 2TB (that’s “terabyte” to you in the Church of the SubTarded) has crashed once again.
PFW benediction on hold until further notice – but be advised that I’m invoking Executive Fiat one last time. (For details, just look below the banner.)