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Conventional wisdom says that if you have two quarterbacks that deserve to start, then you have no quarterbacks.

In TCU’s case, 0 – 2 = 0.

Arlington Heights 21, at White Settlement Brewer 23

#24 TCU 24, at Texas Tech 20, Blind-Assed Fucking Zebras -14

at Liberty 38, Morgan St. 10

at Houston 30, Tennessee 24 (OT)

Heights played Brewer even up, except for a safety.

Liberty QB Josh Woodrum was 9 of 15 for 101 yards and one interception. But it was the running game that gave the Flames (2-1) the winning advantage with 330 total yards rushing. Rice was joined in the backfield by Clifton Richardson who had 86 yards and two touchdowns on 14 carries.

(hat tip:&#160 the four-lettered network)

Schaubbie didn’t have that great of a day – he threw a couple of picks, one of ’em a pick-six to Titan DB Alterraun (Alterraun?&#160 Alderaan?) Verner.

But he had enough to drive the Texans on an 80-yard march and an Arian Foster two-point conversion, then win the game in overtime on a fade to DeAndre Hopkins.

First things first (and with all due respect to the Generalette):&#160 The Frogs got jobbed again&#160 by the fucking stripes.&#160 Two punt returns nullified by zebras’ hankies – one on a phantom fair-catch signal, the other on a phantom clipping call.

That said – one thing is painfully clear:&#160 Trevon Boykin is not&#160 the answer at quarterback for the Frogs.

Two more picks.&#160 A woeful inability to use his arm to move the Frogs down the field.

Not that he’s the only goat.&#160 The TCU defense let a backup freshman quarterback&#160 beat them in the fourth quarter with a TD pass with 3:48 remaining.&#160 Which, given the Frogs’ lack of an offense this year, may as well have been having two hundred yards to go for a touchdown with :01 left.

Aw, shit.

Yet, for all that Heights & TCU failed me, we’re invoking Executive Fiat&#153 and declaring a PFW&#153.

OZY McCOOL:&#160 Huh?

KORRIOTH:&#160 What?

MERLIN:&#160 Do tell.

Simple…

Central Florida 34, at Penn State 31

Storm Johnson ran for a career-high 117 yards and a score and added a touchdown reception as the Knights (3-0) beat a Big Ten team for the first time in school history. UCF never trailed (emphasis added.&#160 -DV), having its way against Penn State’s defense to give the newly minted American Athletic Conference a shot of respectability.

This week:&#160 2-2.&#160 Overall:&#160 6-5

The PFW returs Friday, when we speak of guarantees.

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