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And this is why.

Not to mention that she’s extremely major babeage…

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The Department of Who The Fuck Do They Think They Are? weighs in this evening with a gaggle of goofballs in that which is rapidly becoming another Imperial Socialist Congress&#153 demanding that a United States Citizen&#153 humble herself and apologize for daring to exercise her rights under Article I of the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution.

That citizen?&#160 Ann Coulter.

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No, nothing happened yesterday, eschatologically speaking.&#160 No Rapture.&#160 No demons being belched from the ground.&#160 No Great Tribulation – although, to be sure, those events are coming.

Nothing happened yesterday because…(drum roll)…Scripture said it wouldn’t.

Consider.&#160 Matthew 24:36 reads thusly –

“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

Now.&#160 All the predictions that Christ would come back and take His church yesterday had to be bogus – because it would have been too easy to predict.&#160 God has a strange way of taking our boasting and throwing it back in our faces.&#160 For Him to say that no man knows the hour, then have a bevy of pundits and quasi-pundits correctly predict the next great event on the Judeo-Christian calendar…

You get the idea.

So don’t be surprised about yesterday being just a boring, humdrum day.&#160 You could have taken that to the bank.

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Denizens, as you may or may not know, Phred Phelcher Phelps&#153 and his merry (?) band of hatemongers have been terrorizing (in a manner of speaking) funerals for our honored dead.&#160 They’re claiming that they’re prostesting the soldiers who are fighting for a country that tolerates seems to encourage openly embraces homosexuality heterophobia.

(An aside:&#160 I can’t disagree about our society having dived headfirst into the septic tank – but protesting those brave men and women who fought and died for Phred the Phuckhead’s right to make dickweeds of themselves is most decidedly not&#160 the way to go about making one’s point.&#160 Besides – has it ever occurred to any of their gonorrhea-infested brains that, should our enemy defeat us and force their Religion of Piss&#153 on us, their&#160 lifestyle of “worshipping” Christ, etc, would ground to a halt in a huge hurry?&#160 Somehow, I think not.)

Anyway, seems that the family of one of our own has just about had enough (hat time:&#160 Misha).&#160 They’ve filed a civil suit for invasion of privacy.

But in reading Misha’s post, one of the subsequent comments piqued my interest, courtesy of the SpatulaGoddessEmeritus&#153, Princess N@asha:

I think when that piece of shit Phreddy or his rotten cunt of a wife finally croaks (they’re pretty old, after all), I am going to show up at the funeral with a bottle of Champagne and start celebrating by dancing around, cheering, and mooning them. It’s my freedom of speech, dammit!

I think N@’s hit the nail on the head.&#160 Payback’s a bitch, Phreddy, and we’re a pretty innovative lot when it comes to expressing our First Amendment-guaranteed displeasure.

Be afraid, Phreddy, be very&#160 afraid.&#160 You’re gonna die and have a funeral someday – as are all your inbred kinsmen – and karma has a way of coming back around, y’know?

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Misha’s rant today is not to be missed.

In other completely unrelated news, Zed has asked Sam to marry him, and Sam appears to have accepted.&#160 My heart is broken yet again.

And in Realm&#153 news, Alan Henderson’s blog is four years old today.&#160 (Yes, Alan, you’ve been assimilated into the Realm&#153.&#160 Soon as I get something remotely resembling a flag, you’ll need to update yer icons. (grin))

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ARLINGTON – The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read This Blog&#153 are probably wondering what I meant by this.&#160 And I’d promised you that I’d tell you exactly what the medical condition was once I got it under control.

Well, that hasn’t happened yet, but I’m gonna tell you anyway.

Since 1995, I’ve been a Type II diabetic – my cell structure doesn’t do a good enough job of absorbing the insulin my pancreas produces; thus, my blood sugar level is somewhat higher than it ought to be.

Through the magic of pills and exercise…well, pills (grin), I’ve managed to keep my blood sugar under control.&#160 For a brief time in the early part of the decade, the Atkins diet had even allowed me to lose enough weight that I’d gone off the medication altogether.

Sweet.&#160 (Pardon the pun.)

However, the last couple of years the diabetes had caught up with me to the point where I had to once again employ prescriptions in order to outpace it.

Now, this turdbucket of a disease has caught up with the prescriptions.&#160 Right now, my blood sugar level is hovering in the 160s and 170s.&#160 Not good.

Am I gonna have to start an insulin regiment not too long hence?&#160 I dunno, but it’s not something to which I’m looking forward, should that be the case.

Will keep you updated.&#160 As always, watch this space, and thanks for stopping by.

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In NHL news, the Carolina Hurricanes have just defeated the Buffalo Sabres 4-2, to win the Eastern Conference Finals, 4 games to 3.

Carolina will now play the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup final.&#160 Edmonton hasn’t been in the finals (if memory serves) since the glory days of Gretzky & Messier.

If you’re NBC (which contracted for the Stanley Cup finals), you’re committing hara-kiri RightAboutNow&#153.&#160 Poooooooor NBC.

‘Course, the opinion here is that that’s what you get for foisting Will & Grace&#160 on us for lo these many years.

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