Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 22:59
Okay, Denizens, I am officially throwing the bullshit flag on the state of Flori-duhhhhhh. 25-yard penalty, loss of all downs and the ball, ejections for the entire team.
The reason? Apparently they don’t have anything better to do than harass Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn’t have Limbaugh’s name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.
Okay, this is why I’m calling bullshit: How many of you are going to fly into an airport with every single prescription slip your doctor has ever written you? Any of you ever flown into Miami with a bottle of Viagra and the prescription slip to back it up?
Mm-hm. That’s what I thought.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator’s luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.
The matter was referred to the sheriff’s office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.
Which should be enough explanation for anyone – unless you happen to come from a half-assed state that can’t even figure out which chads to punch. One where the innocent are harassed – or worse, starved to death – and cowardly fucks who do the harassing & killing are placed on pedestals and worshipped.
Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.
They probably needed it more than Rush did, if you know what I mean.
The sheriff’s office plans to file a report with the state attorney’s office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.
If I were Roy Black, there would be a federal civil rights lawsuit filed tomorrow against the sons-of-bitches who think they can ride herd on the rest of us with impunity.
Never mind what I said about Miami the other day. It goes for the entire fucking state now.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 15:11
I delinked him when he pissed me off. Issued him one of my infamous “CSITMF” challenges when it pissed him off.
Now he’s dead, and I’m sorry as Hell that he is.
Rob Smith, aka Acidman, was found dead at 2:00 a.m. this morning, cause of death unknown.
Rob was one of the most caustic bloggers in the Blogosphere – yes, even moreso than yours truly. Only got to meet him once, for about 30 seconds, down in Austin this year at Texas Blogfest ’06. (By then, he was hardly in shape enough to say it to anyone’s face, but he still had that blogger’s fire in his eyes that you could see when you talked to him.)
I daresay that Rob’ll be missed terribly by all who knew him, and by a lot of us who didn’t.
May God be with his family during this time.
Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 5:35
The fine folks at Neurotically Yours have defied the PC-gangsta crowd and said what most of us have been thinking for a helluva long time now.
Go have a look. And up yours, Snoop Doggy Shittizzle.