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[SCENE:  On the bridge of the soon-to-be-defunct Titanic…]

VENOMOUS:  Geeze Marie, Allan, d’ya have to give away the whole  ending?

[And just how  many of our ships have survived warp-core breaches?]

VENOMOUS:  That’s not the point.  I pay you to narrate the story, not write it.

[You don’t pay me enough is more like it.  Union, baby!!!  POWER TO THE PEOP…gakkkk…gakkkk…]

VENOMOUS (with hand outstretched):  That will be quite enough, narrator.  Understudy?

[The previous entity known as Allan-a-(union)Dale crumples to the floor, lifeless, extinguished by a Sith choke-out.

In the meantime, chaos reigns on the bridge of ISS Titanic  as the skeleton crew on board move to evacuate.]

KORRIOTH:  McCool, go see to your people!  McManx, you’re with McCool!  K’ha, internal scan for life signs to catch anyone we don’t know about!

K’HADIBAK’H:  Aye, sir!

KORRIOTH (turning to Venomous):  Admi…uh, Admiral, what are you doing?

[Venomous is at the helm, working controls.]

VENOMOUS:  Plotting a course to take this beast away from here, Captain.  They don’t grow spacedocks on cosmic trees, and I don’t wanna have to rebuild this one.

KORRIOTH:  M’lord, we need to get you off this ship!

VENOMOUS:  No, Kor, we need to get you  off this ship, whereupon you  will get me  outta here.  Now go; you have work to do.

KORRIOTH:  Admiral—

VENOMOUS:  Captain, go.  Get to the transporter and wait for my signal.

KORRIOTH:  (sigh) Yes, m’lord. (takes a look)  It doesn’t take that long to plot a course, does it?

VENOMOUS:  This one does.  Now go!

KORRIOTH:  (rolling eyes) Aye, Admiral.  [Korrioth takes the turbolift out.]

VENOMOUS (muttering to himself):  Can I please  get some writers that don’t force me to stay on the ship ’til the last effing minute…?!

To be continued…


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