Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Hmmm, what am I getting this year, Dad?
Thank you, Algore.
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This is a pisser, Denizens. Every time there’s something to rant about, it seems that I either lose the urge to write…
MERLIN: Why don’t you just call it your muse and be done with it?
[Venomous gestures. Merlin goes flying face first into a bulkhead.]
VENOMOUS: Any more dumb-assed questions, Wizard?
MERLIN: …uh, ow.
…or the day turns into a One-Legged Man™ day.
Which is what’s gone on the last 48 hours. Three hours sleep (and I’m being generous about that), followed by an 0400 start time at work, followed by a 12-hour shift.
In short, I’m too damned tired to write.
So lemme just repeat a recurring theme: Demoscum are little pussified douchebags and they suck.
KORRIOTH: Same song, 34,602,345,089th verse?
[Venomous glares at Korrioth.]
KORRIOTH: Hey, I’m just saying it’s hard to come up with so many ways to say the same thing. Even for you.
VENOMOUS: (shrugs) Point. And at least you didn’t say “muse”.
KORRIOTH: Unlike the (hack, spit) Romulans (hack, spit), we don’t have a word for that.
VENOMOUS: Mheh. Okay, enough of trying to cheer me up. Go take a painstick to our writers and see if they’ve figured out how close they’re gonna cut my beamout from Titanic.
KORRIOTH: (nods) Aye, sir.
“Muse”, my effin’ arse. 
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- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.