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The Department of Brain-Dead InJustices&#153 weighs in with this story about Phelching Phred Phelps getting away with another one.

A federal appeals court on Thursday tossed out a $5 million verdict against protesters who carried signs with inflammatory messages like “Thank God for dead soldiers” outside the Maryland funeral of a U.S. Marine killed in Iraq.

For which the phuckheaded little phaggot and his phat-assed phucknozzles should probably have been beaten within an inch of their pathetic little lives – but I digress.

A three-judge panel of the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said the signs contained “imaginative and hyperbolic rhetoric” protected by the First Amendment. Such messages are intended to spark debate and cannot be reasonably read as factual assertions about an individual, the court said.

Oh?&#160 So if I said something to the effect of “all former community organizers should be properly ventilated”, I could skate in federal court?&#160 Are the Black-Robed Tyannical Bench Jockeys&#153 certain&#160 they wanna set that kind of precedent?

A jury in Baltimore had awarded Albert Snyder damages for emotional distress and invasion of privacy. The 2006 funeral of Snyder’s son, Marine Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder in Westminster, Md., was among many military funerals that have been picketed by members of the fundamentalist Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas.

Albert Snyder’s attorney, Sean E. Summers, said he and his client were disappointed.

“The most troubling fact is it leaves these grieving families helpless,” Summers said. “If you can’t use the civil process, you have no recourse.”

Actually, Mr. Summers, your client – as well as all his Patriot Guard Rider friends – do&#160 have one recourse left to them.&#160 That is, if&#160 they’re willing to exercise that option.

Like the song says…the First Amendment protects you from the government

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A retired federal judge died last night.&#160 Fellow by the name of Jerry Buchmeyer.

If you don’t know him, you should.&#160 A Peanutdick appointee, he set about to absolutely ruin the city of Dallas, Texas.

He did so using two rulings – one being Walker, et. al. v. Dallas Housing Authority, where he essentially ruled that low-income folks were free to turn whatever upper-middle-class Dallas neighborhoods they could find into their own personal ghettos at will, thus sending property values in those neighborhoods plummeting, ruining homeowners’ investments and causing what the libtards might call “urban sprawl”.&#160 The cities of Plano, Frisco, McKinney and Allen owe their population growth to Jerry Buchmeyer.

He also imposed, against the will of the people, the Williams, et. al. v. City of Dallas decision, where he basically ruled that Congress is unconstitutional, since the proposed 10-4-1 Dallas City Council representation system (10 single-member districts, four super-quadrants, one at-large mayor) – closely resembled that of the United States government.&#160

(The 10-4-1 system had been proposed – and adopted, I might add – because this jackass found the 8-3 at-large election system also unconstitutional.)

But Buchmeyer subsequently found that 10-4-1 wasn’t good enough either, instead forcing on Dallas a 14-1 system (fourteen single-member, one mayor) which has turned Dallas from a city that worked into one that doesn’t, with 14 little fiefdoms almost always ruled by 14 “emperors” who are the absolute dumbest-assed&#160 shit-for-brains to ever rule a major city – and yes, I’m including Shit-cago in that group.

Normally, I’d recite here the part about “if you can’t say something nice…” and leave it at that.

UPDATE:&#160 On second thought – yeah, maybe I will leave it at that.&#160 I think I’ve communicated what I intended as it is.

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And it’s such a shame, too – the poor boy was actually going to cruise to a win next November.

To Hell with all that now:

I’m very sorry to see that Pat Toomey, the Republican candidate for Senator Specter’s seat, has come out in support of Judge Sotomayor’s nomination on the feeble ground that the Senate’s confirmation role “should be limited to determining whether a nominee is well-qualified and within the legal mainstream.” According to Toomey, “judicial ideology is dealt with when we elect a president.”

No, Toomey, you dumbass, judicial ideology is “dealt with” anytime before you doofus fucks vote to confirm the nominee.&#160 I’m not sure whether this will ever get through that thick-assed head of yours, but we don’t send conservatives to Congress just so that they can be a fucking rubber-stamp to Demoscummic pussies trying to plug racist bitches in for lifetime appointments to the highest court in our land.&#160 We expect just a little more thought and effort&#160 from people who aspire to represent us like that, y’know?

Apparently not.

Damned shame you had to expose your liberal ass like this, Toomey.&#160 Guess it’s a good thing you never made it to Capitol Hill.

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Anyone wanna bet that this case ends up in a mistrial?

A Dallas County judge ruled Thursday that Dallas County prosecutors unfairly struck minorities in seating an all-white jury to decide the fate of a black man facing the death penalty.

State District Judge Mike Snipes ordered that a black man that prosecutors bumped be placed back on the jury.

So now we have to have a jury that “looks like America”.&#160 ‘Course, if this turns out to be anything like the Zoe Baird fiasco, the wheels of justice in Dall-ass County are about to come grinding to an extremely noisy halt.

The judge’s decision is rich with irony.

Dallas County prosecutors have historically and notoriously struck jurors because of race. The district attorney’s office of decades past even sent out memos ordering prosecutors to not pick jurors because of their race.

But now Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins is the first elected black DA in the state. The lead prosecutor in the case, David Alex, is also black. The defense attorneys, Brad Lollar and Doug Parks, are white. So is the judge.

Hmmm.&#160 Given Watkins’ penchant for using DNA to get all his homies off scot-free, one wonders if the jackass will work as hard for conviction as he would for a cracker, hm?

“David Alex [Lead prosecutor -DV] and all the attorneys that picked that jury were not thinking about race,” Watkins said. “We have an element of race in our system. It’s played a role before. That doesn’t mean it’s played a role today.”

Last month, the DA’s office added to its employee handbook a section about race and jury selection. Prosecutors were told that if a challenge based on jury selection was upheld, there would be an internal investigation.

Watkins said jury selection in the Broadnax case would also be investigated. But Watkins added he doubted there would be a problem because Snipes did not find fault with the DA’s office and because prosecutors had already examined the decisions.

But Katy-bar-the-door if it were Watkins’ predecessor – who just happened to be white.&#160 They’d have to pull Sharpton, Jesse and&#160 Bambi down here to protest that!

Alex said that prosecutors had valid reasons for dismissing him.

“We would be putting him on because of his race,” Alex said during the hearing. He said that seating the juror would tell white jurors “we don’t trust you because you’re white.”

That’s what the black community thinks already, Mr. Alex.&#160 Didn’t you get the memo?

Count on a few hundred thousand dollars wasted on this case when the mistrial is called.

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I have two words for any Demoscummic pussy who would scream “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIISSSSSSMMMMMMM!!!!!!”&#160 over conservative opposition to Consuela Oscar-mayer:

Miguel.&#160 Estrada.

I have three more&#160 words if you leftist fucks still have a problem with it:

Janice.&#160 Rogers.&#160 Brown.

Now I have six words for the GOP:

Grow.&#160 A.&#160 Pair.

Take.&#160 Her.&#160 On.

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Ropes, trees, Iowa Soprano Court Excuses-for-Justices.

Some assembly required.

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If you jump back here, Darth has the original post on this pissue. Now it seems that while the ILLEGALS didn’t get the $32 MILLION (holding pinky to cheek) they wanted, as for right now the judge has awarded them just over $78k for:

The rancher was held liable for limited damages involving assault and emotional distress. Two illegal aliens were given $1,000 plus $10,000 in punitive damages each. Two more received $7,500, plus $20,000 in punitive damages each.

Also, two of the plaintiffs received $1,400, and two were awarded $1 each for assault. The term “assault” is legally applied when a person has simply put someone in fear of a harmful contact.

On the good side:

Barnett’s attorney, David Hardy, said the judge completely dismissed the cases against Barbara and Donald after the illegals claimed conspiracy.

All together, the illegals received only $77,804 of the $32 million they requested – and Hardy believes that award will be thrown out in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

“It was 95 percent victory for us,” he said. “What they really wanted were the first two civil rights claims because if they got those, they got attorney’s fees. With nine attorneys working on the case, I’m sure their fees were $500,000 to $1 million.”

Remember denizens, the wacko Ninth Circuit Court is in San Franpelousy’s neck of the woods so we can’t be totally sure an appeal would be won by Hardy and the rancher. Clearly though, this appeal should be a open-and-shut deal where the damages are rescinded and the ILLEGALS are forced to not only pay THEIR lawyers fees, but Hardy’s fees and all the court costs.

The complete article can be found here.

Keep the comm channels open for future developments.

Dismissed&#153

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You guys remember what I said about dusting off the perp before said goblin got into our half-assed excuse-for-a-legal system?

It applies double for illegal fucking aliens.

An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Roger Barnett, 64, began rounding up illegal immigrants in 1998 and turning them over to the U.S. Border Patrol, he said, after they destroyed his property, killed his calves and broke into his home.

Twenty years ago, this piece of legal shit would have been tossed on its ear, and the chickenshit of an attorney would have been deported, American or not, along with his illegal alien clientele.

Now…

Pardon the Red Curtain of Blood&#153 that’s getting into my eyes right now.

One mongoloid ambulance chaser, one black-robed chickenshit tyrant, two ropes, two lampposts.

You know the drill.&#160

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A black-robed, tyrannical, Obabmi-dick-sucking sycophant bench-jockey has thrown out a challenge to B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi’s supposed US citizenship.&#160 A challenge, it’s worth noting, Obambi allowed to stand by refusing to answer it.

Surrick ruled that Berg lacked standing to bring the case, saying any harm from an allegedly ineligible candidate was “too vague and its effects too attenuated to confer standing on any and all voters.”

Hmmm.&#160 Guess the tinhorn must have adjudged an individual citizen of the United States of America to be a “legal fiction”.&#160

Funny that liberal groups like PETA, ACLU, LULAC, NAACP, etc, never seem to have thie problem.&#160 Only conservatives & conservative groups.

The Tree of Liberty&#153 is getting awfully damned dry…

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As you guys know by now, the Sorprano Court of the United Socialist States of Amerika ruled in favor of allowing B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi to steal the Ohio election, making things that much more difficult for John McCain to win.&#160 Other battleground states are very likely to follow.

(Malkin has more here.)

What really pisses me off about this, though, is that it was all the Supreme Whores&#153 who heard the appeal – and:

There were no dissents so evidently Roberts, Alito, Scalia, and Thomas agreed.

So I guess it’s now “let every vote count, even the illegal ones”.&#160 Even for treasonous bastards on whom we thought&#160 we could rely.

Nine ropes.&#160 Nine trees.&#160 Plenty of “ventilation facilitators” for afterwards.

You know the drill.

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Well, Denizens, it’s happened again.&#160 The will of the people of a town has been usurped in favor of pendejo&#160 jackals who have no business being here by a pair of faggots posing as lawyers and by a Stupid Cunt&#153 half-assed double-assed, tin-horned, black-robed tyrant excuse-for-a judge.

So far, the third time is not the charm for Farmers Branch.

U.S. District Judge Jane Boyle issued a temporary restraining order today barring the city from implementing its latest ordinance aimed at halting property rentals to illegal immigrants.

(The attorneys, if you’re curious, are John-boy Bickel and Widdle Willie Brewer of the limp-wristed law firm Bickel & Brewer. (And yes, John Boy & Billy, that’s my Consitutionally-guaranteed opinion of you, just from looking at those smirks on your little faggot faces – I think you’ve both visited your share of bathhouses in your day))&#160 Pussies who don’t give two flying fucks about the citizens&#160 of this country, but cream their pants at the thought of giving it to illegal aliens.

Mayor Tim O’Hare said he wasn’t surprised at the judge’s decision, though he thought it was wrong.

“I think the will of the people of Farmers Branch is not being carried out,” he said. “I think you’ll ultimately see this matter resolve by the U.S. Supreme Court.

To Hell&#153 with them.&#160 I’d pay real money to see Farmers Branch tell this bitch Janie Boyle (are you any relation to porn star Lisa Boyle, you fucking pene-sucking puta?) what she can go do with herself and do the license requirement anyway.&#160 It’s getting to be about time we told these star-chamber bench-jockeys that we&#160 run our cities & towns, not&#160 them.

By whatever means we may need to tell the bastards.

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Denizens, I got nothin’ tonight (2 hours of brutal overtime will do that), but I’ve been holding onto this story for a while, and now seems like a good time to unleash it.

At least two counties in California have begun reviewing a plan to uphold the state’s laws regarding marriage as being between one man and one woman and disregard a state Supreme Court opinion that has yet to be implemented by the Legislature.

In the next step in the state’s war over marriage – defined by voters as involving only one man and one woman and by the Supreme Court as two people of either gender – traditional marriage supporters will be attending the Kern County board of supervisors meeting tomorrow when the issue will be discussed.

Go read the rest.&#160 We could learn a thing or two from Kern County, California.&#160 Such as how to tell black-robed Nazi tyrants they can shove their attempts at unlawful social engineering back up their putrid pieholes.

Good on you, Kern County.&#160 You guys are in our prayers.

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The Department of Ambulance-Chasers On Parade&#153 brings us this Banal Basket of Bogus-tude&#153 about a guy who blew his brains out over a car.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Must not have noticed that the light had changed.

LSIK&T:&#160 (spew!!!!!)&#160

KORRIOTH:&#160 Shore leave for this man!&#160 Shore leave!!!

LSIK&T:&#160 (still doubled over) Muah-hahahaha…(gasp…!!!) Granted.&#160 Ozy, get thee to a sanatarium posthaste.&#160 Or Risa, whichever comes first.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 &#160 Thank you, m’lieges.&#160 See you in a couple weeks.

…okay, where were we?

An East Texas car dealership has settled a lawsuit filed by the widow of a man who killed himself after dropping out of the business’ “Hands on a Hardbody” contest.

What was this?&#160 First prize is a pickup; second prize, a few hundred thousand dollars from a judgement?

MERLIN:&#160 What was third prize?&#160 Half of Bill Gates fortune?

LSIK&T:&#160 One wonders, doesn’t one?

Details of the settlement between Patterson Nissan and Chalala Gutierrez, the wife of contestant Richard Thomas Vega II, will be confidential.

They’d damn well better be, I’d think.&#160 Otherwise, potential customers might take to suing them for tripping over their own shoelaces during test drives.

Court documents show damages sought in the lawsuit included funeral costs, lost income of about $600,000 and court costs.

MERLIN:&#160 How much of that is gonna go back home to support la familia???

KORRIOTH:&#160 Did anyone bother checking to see if she’s even permitted to be here?

LSIK&T:&#160 Probably not.&#160 That’d be so racist, don’tcha know?

Attorney Adam Allen said the dealership was happy with the result.

C.D. “Chuck” Cowan, one of the attorneys representing Gutierrez, said the settlement resolved all the allegations in the lawsuit.

Hey, I gotcha resolution right here:&#160 Dealership pays the bimbo nothing, and then sues the trollop and has her ass thrown in the hoosegow for filing a freakin’ frivolous lawsuit!&#160 How’s that for a resolution?

MERLIN:&#160 Won’t work.&#160 Makes too much sense.

The suit, settled late Thursday, focused on the contest in which the person who kept their hand on the vehicle the longest won a Nissan truck and other prizes.

Vega dropped out of the 2005 endurance contest just before a scheduled rest break 48 hours into the event.

Okay, it’s tough and a damned shame ‘n all, but endurance contests aren’t for everyone.&#160 It’s not a catastrophe to lose an iron-man contest like that, is it?

Apparently for this guy, it was:

Witnesses and law officers say Vega crossed the street and broke into a Kmart, where he took a gun from a case and shot himself.

Okay, so what we’ve got here is an East-Texas looney tune.&#160 He ain’t the first, nor will he be the last.&#160 And the dealership is supposed to pay for that?

Gutierrez alleged in her suit that the dealership was negligent in organizing and conducting the contest. She said the dealership failed to “provide a safe environment for contestants” and did not provide personnel to restrain contestants who “temporarily lost their sanity.”

Someone should have up-front told this bitch that:&#160 a) you can’t lose something you never had in the first place, and b) apparently whatever insanity it was is contagious, because now she’s&#160 got it.

The lawsuit likened Vega and other contestants’ stress and sleep deprivation from the contest to ‘brainwashing.’

Oh, that is such bullshit.&#160 If that was the case, how come no one else in the contest went and took their own lives, as well?

This is why society can’t have fun anymore – because there’s always some professional offended people&#160 seemingly under every rock, and an anbulance-chasing pissweasel champing at the bit to represent them and try to pilfer from the deep pockets.

This Cupid Stunt&#153 needs to have her ass thrown back across the border (whether it came from there or not), and her fuckstick of an attorney strung up by the thumbs.

Stupid-assed dumbshit motherfuckers.&#160

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Texas has more oxygen for its law-abiding citizenry today.&#160 A low-rent, low-life, murdering piece of illegal alien shit got a veinful last night.

With the parents of his victims watching a few feet away, a Mexican-born condemned killer apologized before he was executed for his part in a horrific attack on two teenage girls 15 years ago.

“I’m sorry my actions caused you pain,” Jose Medellin told the teens’ parents late Tuesday. “I hope this brings you the closure that you seek.”

Nine minutes later, Medellin was pronounced dead. His execution, the fifth this year in Texas, was delayed for about four hours while the U.S. Supreme Court weighed his appeal.

Four hours and about fifteen years&#160 longer than it should’ve&#160 taken, IYAM.

The appeal to the nation’s highest court focused on whether Medellin was denied treaty-guaranteed help from the Mexican consulate when he was arrested.

And the court properly saw it as a last-ditch, grasping-at-straws attempt to save this piece-of-pond-scum’s pathetic life by throwing everything they could against the wall and desperately hoping something stuck.

Texas authorities argued Medellin, who came to the United States when he was 3 and grew up in Houston, never sought Mexican consular protections until four years after he was arrested. By then, he already had been tried for capital murder, convicted and condemned.

This pendejo&#160 got just as much due process (some would say a damn sight more) as any, you know, actual citizen of the state of Texas.&#160 For the pussified anti-death-penalty crowd that hates everything & everyone (save for their beloved capital criminals that they get stiffies trying to save), this claim of denial-of-due-process is just one more piece of bullshit they tried to foist upon law-abiding Americans.

Thank God it failed.&#160 This time.

President Bush asked states to review the cases, but the U.S. Supreme Court ruled earlier this year neither the president nor the international court could force Texas to wait.

Damn straight.

What this refers to is that Shrubya joined the so-called “World Court” in attempting to bring pressure on Texas governor Rick Perry to stop the execution.&#160 We’ll forget, just for a minute, that Crapya could have stopped this whole thing simply by commuting Medellin’s sentence to life in prison or somesuch – or by even pardoning&#160 the boy.&#160 Of course, we know he wouldn’t dare, lest the American people not even wait for the Imperial Socialist Congress to impeach & remove him, so he tried to be cutesy about it and demand that Texas give in to the Hague and stop the execution.

And then Limpdickya wonders why his approval ratings hover in the upper 20s.

Mexico’s Foreign Relations Department said it sent a note of protest to the State Department about Medellin’s case.

The statement said officials “were concerned for the precedent that (the execution) may create for the rights of Mexican nationals who may be detained in that country.”

Rights?&#160 &#191Escusa, por favor?&#160 What “rights” does an illegal alien asshole have in this country? What are these “rights” of which the Almighty Mexican Consulate&#153 speaketh?

The only “right” these chingaeros&#160 should have should be to make it back to the border before the citizens&#160 of this country start making them do a .45-caliber “dance”, if you know what I mean.

Again, IYAM.

Good on ya, Big Dickhead Perry and the state of Texas.&#160 You did something right, for once.&#160

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All last year during football season, the Border Patrol conducted this ginormous-assed ad campaign for new recruits.&#160 A big honkin’ sales pitch to see which of us were willing to go guard the border.

After this bullshit ruling, I can only conclude that no one in their right mind would willingly put themselves through such a fucking travesty of justice.

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals today affirmed the major counts against former Border Patrol agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, reversing only a minor obstruction of justice count.

Ramos and Compean are serving 11- and 12-year prison sentences, respectively, after a jury convicted them of violating federal gun laws and covering up the shooting of a drug smuggler as he fled back to Mexico after driving across the border with 743 pounds of marijuana in February 2005. U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton’s office gave the smuggler, Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila, immunity to serve as the government’s star witness and testify against the border agents.

That would be Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila…known drug smuggling illegal alien pendejo&#160 Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila.&#160 To whom, I might add, illegal-alien-dick-sucking excuse-for-a-US-attorney Johnny Sutton gave immunity so that he could “testify” in a fucking kangaroo-court.&#160 A kangaroo-court, moreover, that refused to let either Ramos or Compean offer the defense that would have cleared them.

The agents were convicted for assault, discharge of a weapon in the commission of a crime of violence, tampering with an official proceeding and deprivation of civil rights.
 
The court affirmed all convictions except for tampering with an official proceeding, which it vacated and remanded for resentencing.

In essence, Denizens, Ramos & Compean were thrown in federal prison for doing their fucking jobs.&#160 For shooting a pene pendejo ilegal&#160 in the ass after they both thought he’d pulled a gun on them.&#160 And then being thrown under the legal bus by a motherfucking son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch named Johnny Sutton.

So why anyone with more than .1 of a brain would want to work for the Border Patrol – where you can apparently do everything right and still&#160 get railroaded – is effin’ beyond me.

Ropes, trees, certain legal system officials (some of them black-robed sacks of shit):&#160 Some assembly required.&#160

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