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A retired federal judge died last night.  Fellow by the name of Jerry Buchmeyer.

If you don’t know him, you should.  A Peanutdick appointee, he set about to absolutely ruin the city of Dallas, Texas.

He did so using two rulings – one being Walker, et. al. v. Dallas Housing Authority, where he essentially ruled that low-income folks were free to turn whatever upper-middle-class Dallas neighborhoods they could find into their own personal ghettos at will, thus sending property values in those neighborhoods plummeting, ruining homeowners’ investments and causing what the libtards might call “urban sprawl”.  The cities of Plano, Frisco, McKinney and Allen owe their population growth to Jerry Buchmeyer.

He also imposed, against the will of the people, the Williams, et. al. v. City of Dallas decision, where he basically ruled that Congress is unconstitutional, since the proposed 10-4-1 Dallas City Council representation system (10 single-member districts, four super-quadrants, one at-large mayor) – closely resembled that of the United States government. 

(The 10-4-1 system had been proposed – and adopted, I might add – because this jackass found the 8-3 at-large election system also unconstitutional.)

But Buchmeyer subsequently found that 10-4-1 wasn’t good enough either, instead forcing on Dallas a 14-1 system (fourteen single-member, one mayor) which has turned Dallas from a city that worked into one that doesn’t, with 14 little fiefdoms almost always ruled by 14 “emperors” who are the absolute dumbest-assed  shit-for-brains to ever rule a major city – and yes, I’m including Shit-cago in that group.

Normally, I’d recite here the part about “if you can’t say something nice…” and leave it at that.

UPDATE:  On second thought – yeah, maybe I will leave it at that.  I think I’ve communicated what I intended as it is.

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And it’s such a shame, too – the poor boy was actually going to cruise to a win next November.

To Hell with all that now:

I’m very sorry to see that Pat Toomey, the Republican candidate for Senator Specter’s seat, has come out in support of Judge Sotomayor’s nomination on the feeble ground that the Senate’s confirmation role “should be limited to determining whether a nominee is well-qualified and within the legal mainstream.” According to Toomey, “judicial ideology is dealt with when we elect a president.”

No, Toomey, you dumbass, judicial ideology is “dealt with” anytime before you doofus fucks vote to confirm the nominee.  I’m not sure whether this will ever get through that thick-assed head of yours, but we don’t send conservatives to Congress just so that they can be a fucking rubber-stamp to Demoscummic pussies trying to plug racist bitches in for lifetime appointments to the highest court in our land.  We expect just a little more thought and effort  from people who aspire to represent us like that, y’know?

Apparently not.

Damned shame you had to expose your liberal ass like this, Toomey.  Guess it’s a good thing you never made it to Capitol Hill.

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Anyone wanna bet that this case ends up in a mistrial?

A Dallas County judge ruled Thursday that Dallas County prosecutors unfairly struck minorities in seating an all-white jury to decide the fate of a black man facing the death penalty.

State District Judge Mike Snipes ordered that a black man that prosecutors bumped be placed back on the jury.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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I have two words for any Demoscummic pussy who would scream “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIISSSSSSMMMMMMM!!!!!!”  over conservative opposition to Consuela Oscar-mayer:

Miguel.  Estrada.

I have three more  words if you leftist fucks still have a problem with it:

Janice.  Rogers.  Brown.

Now I have six words for the GOP:

Grow.  A.  Pair.

Take.  Her.  On.

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Ropes, trees, Iowa Soprano Court Excuses-for-Justices.

Some assembly required.

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If you jump back here, Darth has the original post on this pissue. Now it seems that while the ILLEGALS didn’t get the $32 MILLION (holding pinky to cheek) they wanted, as for right now the judge has awarded them just over $78k for:

The rancher was held liable for limited damages involving assault and emotional distress. Two illegal aliens were given $1,000 plus $10,000 in punitive damages each. Two more received $7,500, plus $20,000 in punitive damages each.


Also, two of the plaintiffs received $1,400, and two were awarded $1 each for assault. The term “assault” is legally applied when a person has simply put someone in fear of a harmful contact.

On the good side:

Barnett’s attorney, David Hardy, said the judge completely dismissed the cases against Barbara and Donald after the illegals claimed conspiracy.


All together, the illegals received only $77,804 of the $32 million they requested – and Hardy believes that award will be thrown out in the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.


“It was 95 percent victory for us,” he said. “What they really wanted were the first two civil rights claims because if they got those, they got attorney’s fees. With nine attorneys working on the case, I’m sure their fees were $500,000 to $1 million.”

Remember denizens, the wacko Ninth Circuit Court is in San Franpelousy’s neck of the woods so we can’t be totally sure an appeal would be won by Hardy and the rancher. Clearly though, this appeal should be a open-and-shut deal where the damages are rescinded and the ILLEGALS are forced to not only pay THEIR lawyers fees, but Hardy’s fees and all the court costs.

The complete article can be found here.

Keep the comm channels open for future developments.

Dismissed™

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You guys remember what I said about dusting off the perp before said goblin got into our half-assed excuse-for-a-legal system?

It applies double for illegal fucking aliens.

An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Roger Barnett, 64, began rounding up illegal immigrants in 1998 and turning them over to the U.S. Border Patrol, he said, after they destroyed his property, killed his calves and broke into his home.

Twenty years ago, this piece of legal shit would have been tossed on its ear, and the chickenshit of an attorney would have been deported, American or not, along with his illegal alien clientele.

Now…

Pardon the Red Curtain of Blood™ that’s getting into my eyes right now.

One mongoloid ambulance chaser, one black-robed chickenshit tyrant, two ropes, two lampposts.

You know the drill. 

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A black-robed, tyrannical, Obabmi-dick-sucking sycophant bench-jockey has thrown out a challenge to B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi’s supposed US citizenship.  A challenge, it’s worth noting, Obambi allowed to stand by refusing to answer it.

Surrick ruled that Berg lacked standing to bring the case, saying any harm from an allegedly ineligible candidate was “too vague and its effects too attenuated to confer standing on any and all voters.”

Hmmm.  Guess the tinhorn must have adjudged an individual citizen of the United States of America to be a “legal fiction”. 

Funny that liberal groups like PETA, ACLU, LULAC, NAACP, etc, never seem to have thie problem.  Only conservatives & conservative groups.

The Tree of Liberty™ is getting awfully damned dry…

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As you guys know by now, the Sorprano Court of the United Socialist States of Amerika ruled in favor of allowing B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi to steal the Ohio election, making things that much more difficult for John McCain to win.  Other battleground states are very likely to follow.

(Malkin has more here.)

What really pisses me off about this, though, is that it was all the Supreme Whores™ who heard the appeal – and:

There were no dissents so evidently Roberts, Alito, Scalia, and Thomas agreed.

So I guess it’s now “let every vote count, even the illegal ones”.  Even for treasonous bastards on whom we thought  we could rely.

Nine ropes.  Nine trees.  Plenty of “ventilation facilitators” for afterwards.

You know the drill.

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Well, Denizens, it’s happened again.  The will of the people of a town has been usurped in favor of pendejo  jackals who have no business being here by a pair of faggots posing as lawyers and by a Stupid Cunt™ half-assed double-assed, tin-horned, black-robed tyrant excuse-for-a judge.

So far, the third time is not the charm for Farmers Branch.

U.S. District Judge Jane Boyle issued a temporary restraining order today barring the city from implementing its latest ordinance aimed at halting property rentals to illegal immigrants.

(The attorneys, if you’re curious, are John-boy Bickel and Widdle Willie Brewer of the limp-wristed law firm Bickel & Brewer. (And yes, John Boy & Billy, that’s my Consitutionally-guaranteed opinion of you, just from looking at those smirks on your little faggot faces – I think you’ve both visited your share of bathhouses in your day))  Pussies who don’t give two flying fucks about the citizens  of this country, but cream their pants at the thought of giving it to illegal aliens.

Mayor Tim O’Hare said he wasn’t surprised at the judge’s decision, though he thought it was wrong.

“I think the will of the people of Farmers Branch is not being carried out,” he said. “I think you’ll ultimately see this matter resolve by the U.S. Supreme Court.

To Hell™ with them.  I’d pay real money to see Farmers Branch tell this bitch Janie Boyle (are you any relation to porn star Lisa Boyle, you fucking pene-sucking puta?) what she can go do with herself and do the license requirement anyway.  It’s getting to be about time we told these star-chamber bench-jockeys that we  run our cities & towns, not  them.

By whatever means we may need to tell the bastards.

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Denizens, I got nothin’ tonight (2 hours of brutal overtime will do that), but I’ve been holding onto this story for a while, and now seems like a good time to unleash it.

At least two counties in California have begun reviewing a plan to uphold the state’s laws regarding marriage as being between one man and one woman and disregard a state Supreme Court opinion that has yet to be implemented by the Legislature.

In the next step in the state’s war over marriage – defined by voters as involving only one man and one woman and by the Supreme Court as two people of either gender – traditional marriage supporters will be attending the Kern County board of supervisors meeting tomorrow when the issue will be discussed.

Go read the rest.  We could learn a thing or two from Kern County, California.  Such as how to tell black-robed Nazi tyrants they can shove their attempts at unlawful social engineering back up their putrid pieholes.

Good on you, Kern County.  You guys are in our prayers.

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The Department of Ambulance-Chasers On Parade™ brings us this Banal Basket of Bogus-tude™ about a guy who blew his brains out over a car.

OZY MCCOOL:  Must not have noticed that the light had changed.

LSIK&T:  (spew!!!!!) 

KORRIOTH:  Shore leave for this man!  Shore leave!!!

LSIK&T:  (still doubled over) Muah-hahahaha…(gasp…!!!) Granted.  Ozy, get thee to a sanatarium posthaste.  Or Risa, whichever comes first.

OZY MCCOOL  Thank you, m’lieges.  See you in a couple weeks.

…okay, where were we?

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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Texas has more oxygen for its law-abiding citizenry today.  A low-rent, low-life, murdering piece of illegal alien shit got a veinful last night.

With the parents of his victims watching a few feet away, a Mexican-born condemned killer apologized before he was executed for his part in a horrific attack on two teenage girls 15 years ago.

“I’m sorry my actions caused you pain,” Jose Medellin told the teens’ parents late Tuesday. “I hope this brings you the closure that you seek.”

Nine minutes later, Medellin was pronounced dead. His execution, the fifth this year in Texas, was delayed for about four hours while the U.S. Supreme Court weighed his appeal.

Four hours and about fifteen years  longer than it should’ve  taken, IYAM.

The appeal to the nation’s highest court focused on whether Medellin was denied treaty-guaranteed help from the Mexican consulate when he was arrested.

And the court properly saw it as a last-ditch, grasping-at-straws attempt to save this piece-of-pond-scum’s pathetic life by throwing everything they could against the wall and desperately hoping something stuck.

Texas authorities argued Medellin, who came to the United States when he was 3 and grew up in Houston, never sought Mexican consular protections until four years after he was arrested. By then, he already had been tried for capital murder, convicted and condemned.

This pendejo  got just as much due process (some would say a damn sight more) as any, you know, actual citizen of the state of Texas.  For the pussified anti-death-penalty crowd that hates everything & everyone (save for their beloved capital criminals that they get stiffies trying to save), this claim of denial-of-due-process is just one more piece of bullshit they tried to foist upon law-abiding Americans.

Thank God it failed.  This time.

President Bush asked states to review the cases, but the U.S. Supreme Court ruled earlier this year neither the president nor the international court could force Texas to wait.

Damn straight.

What this refers to is that Shrubya joined the so-called “World Court” in attempting to bring pressure on Texas governor Rick Perry to stop the execution.  We’ll forget, just for a minute, that Crapya could have stopped this whole thing simply by commuting Medellin’s sentence to life in prison or somesuch – or by even pardoning  the boy.  Of course, we know he wouldn’t dare, lest the American people not even wait for the Imperial Socialist Congress to impeach & remove him, so he tried to be cutesy about it and demand that Texas give in to the Hague and stop the execution.

And then Limpdickya wonders why his approval ratings hover in the upper 20s.

Mexico’s Foreign Relations Department said it sent a note of protest to the State Department about Medellin’s case.

The statement said officials “were concerned for the precedent that (the execution) may create for the rights of Mexican nationals who may be detained in that country.”

Rights?  ¿Escusa, por favor?  What “rights” does an illegal alien asshole have in this country? What are these “rights” of which the Almighty Mexican Consulate™ speaketh?

The only “right” these chingaeros  should have should be to make it back to the border before the citizens  of this country start making them do a .45-caliber “dance”, if you know what I mean.

Again, IYAM.

Good on ya, Big Dickhead Perry and the state of Texas.  You did something right, for once. 

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All last year during football season, the Border Patrol conducted this ginormous-assed ad campaign for new recruits.  A big honkin’ sales pitch to see which of us were willing to go guard the border.

After this bullshit ruling, I can only conclude that no one in their right mind would willingly put themselves through such a fucking travesty of justice.

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals today affirmed the major counts against former Border Patrol agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, reversing only a minor obstruction of justice count.

Ramos and Compean are serving 11- and 12-year prison sentences, respectively, after a jury convicted them of violating federal gun laws and covering up the shooting of a drug smuggler as he fled back to Mexico after driving across the border with 743 pounds of marijuana in February 2005. U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton’s office gave the smuggler, Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila, immunity to serve as the government’s star witness and testify against the border agents.

That would be Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila…known drug smuggling illegal alien pendejo  Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila.  To whom, I might add, illegal-alien-dick-sucking excuse-for-a-US-attorney Johnny Sutton gave immunity so that he could “testify” in a fucking kangaroo-court.  A kangaroo-court, moreover, that refused to let either Ramos or Compean offer the defense that would have cleared them.

The agents were convicted for assault, discharge of a weapon in the commission of a crime of violence, tampering with an official proceeding and deprivation of civil rights.
 
The court affirmed all convictions except for tampering with an official proceeding, which it vacated and remanded for resentencing.

In essence, Denizens, Ramos & Compean were thrown in federal prison for doing their fucking jobs.  For shooting a pene pendejo ilegal  in the ass after they both thought he’d pulled a gun on them.  And then being thrown under the legal bus by a motherfucking son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch named Johnny Sutton.

So why anyone with more than .1 of a brain would want to work for the Border Patrol – where you can apparently do everything right and still  get railroaded – is effin’ beyond me.

Ropes, trees, certain legal system officials (some of them black-robed sacks of shit):  Some assembly required. 

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Well, thanks to another roving band of black-robed, tyrannical jackals, CBS got away with showing us Janet Jackson’s tit.

A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.”

The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.

Yeah, just like Justin Timberjerk “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in doing his part to try and “bring sexy back”?

The 90 million people watching the Super Bowl, many of them children, heard Justin Timberlake sing, “Gonna have you naked by the end of this song,” as he reached for Jackson’s bustier.

The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so “pervasive as to amount to ‘shock treatment’ for the audience.”

I dunno about you, but I’d think showing 90 million people, a damned good portion of which were kids, for Cthulu’s sake, was sufficiently “pervasive” as to comprise “shock value”.  I don’t see any deviation from the FCC’s practice there.

Then again, I’ve never sat in a star chamber like these three fuckwits have, so my brain hasn’t ever had that glorious opportunity to rot.

In a statement Monday, CBS said it hoped the decision “will lead the FCC to return to the policy of restrained indecency enforcement it followed for decades.”

“This is an important win for the entire broadcasting industry because it recognizes that there are rare instances, particularly during live programming, when it may not be possible to block unfortunate fleeting material, despite best efforts,” the network said.

Oh, hell, See-BS, why don’t we just turn every  broadcast network into the Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler channels, eh?  Maybe we can have a channel for stoners & faggots too, huh?

MERLIN:  We already have Bravo  and MTV.

LSIK&T:  Oh.  Yeah, we do, don’t we?

Black-robed shitheels. 

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