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Denizens, the first regular season edition of the Perfect Football Weekend™…

VENOMOUS:  Okay, are we on the same page this year?  For once, that is?

MERLIN:  Ready, m’liege.

OZY McCOOL:  Standing by, m’lord

KORRIOTH:  All systems go, Admiral

K’HADIBAK’H:  Ready, sir.

T-BONE McMANX:  Hailing frequencies open, Your Rudeness.

RAYEGUN:  Would ya just get it over with and say  it, already?

THE SPATULAGODDESS:  Ready when you are, dear.

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast-iron skillet):  As long as there are no asian hookers in this, honey.

VENOMOUS:  (ulp!)

VICAR:  Amazing you don’t have more concussions by now, my friend.

VENOMOUS:  The day’s still young, Vicar.

All right, then…kicks off


VENOMOUS:  (facepalm)


(Oh, well.  Anything to keep ‘em from going union on me.)

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

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