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(Hat tip to the Imperial Torturer™.)

I’m linking to this guy.

And I’m linking to him because of this post.

I doubt I’ll agree with everything he ever has to say, but I liked this.  Guy speaks my language. (grin)


Dita Von Teese, you just confirmed that you are a major slut.

Hell – if that skank is the best you can do, I’d sooner take Pamela Anderson than you.  (For the Uninitiated™, Pam Anderson does absolutely nothing for me – especially given whom she apparantly likes to fuck.)


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice.
You can  use Nutscrape,  if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?

And don't even  get me started on Opera or Chrome.  I'm not about  to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
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